OMG UPDATE: Question? Answer.

Updated on Sunday, February 14

#7529

QUESTION:

Single male and not interested in anything else other than a back massage exchange from the opposite sex. Whose in?

PS: This is not a metaphor for something sexual... Seriously, I have a cramp and its really annoying.

9 comments

  1. AnonymousFebruary 14, 2016 at 3:44 PM

    Go to a massage therapist. They do a much better job than the average person and won't scoff at your awkward boner.

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 14, 2016 at 6:26 PM

    https://www.facebook.com/Kneaditmassagestudio/info?fref=ps_result&tab=overview

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    1. AnonymousFebruary 14, 2016 at 9:42 PM

      Holy crap that like less than 200m away from me. $45 though...

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 15, 2016 at 11:57 PM

    I would if I were in town. This is my fantasy. Giving or receiving a completely innocent massage to/from a hot guy (assuming you're hot).

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    1. AnonymousFebruary 15, 2016 at 11:58 PM

      To be clear, we'd end up fucking but the pretense would be that it was completely professional and neither of us intend on it going any further but we can't help ourselves.

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    2. AnonymousFebruary 17, 2016 at 5:39 PM

      Where do you live, 3/3.a?

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    3. AnonymousFebruary 21, 2016 at 6:42 PM

      No, i just needed a back massage. when I say nothing sexual, I mean it :(

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 18, 2016 at 2:21 PM

    Back massage and chill, good one.

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 29, 2016 at 7:00 PM

    I would've given you a back massage, but I'm not in kw until spring term

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