I'm a gay male who
has only ever partaken in gay sex (big surprise.) However, I am
genuinely curious about hooking up with a girl... any volunteers? But in
all seriousness, how can I make that work?
Become attractive and charming. Then go up to the ugliest girl you see and say "Hey, I'm Roman*. I'd like to fuck you in the ass" (that way you can negotiate down). That's what I used to lose my virginity- lemme know if it works for you!
*If your name isn't Roman, you can replace Roman with your actual name if you want.
ha nice try straight vrigin
ReplyDeletePay for a prostitute? Easy.
ReplyDeleteBecome attractive and charming. Then go up to the ugliest girl you see and say "Hey, I'm Roman*. I'd like to fuck you in the ass" (that way you can negotiate down). That's what I used to lose my virginity- lemme know if it works for you!
ReplyDelete*If your name isn't Roman, you can replace Roman with your actual name if you want.
julius pls go
DeleteNot far down to go, really...I mean, if you're into feet that's cool...
Deletegotta love RL posting as anonymous and then replying to his own post. classic
DeleteGet Tinder. Literally every girl on there is a slut so it should be easy.
ReplyDeleteif you're clean I'd be down
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