OMG UPDATE: Question? Answer.

Updated on Sunday, January 24

#7507

QUESTION:
I'm a gay male who has only ever partaken in gay sex (big surprise.) However, I am genuinely curious about hooking up with a girl... any volunteers? But in all seriousness, how can I make that work?

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  1. ha nice try straight vrigin

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  2. Pay for a prostitute? Easy.

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  3. Become attractive and charming. Then go up to the ugliest girl you see and say "Hey, I'm Roman*. I'd like to fuck you in the ass" (that way you can negotiate down). That's what I used to lose my virginity- lemme know if it works for you!

    *If your name isn't Roman, you can replace Roman with your actual name if you want.

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    1. julius pls go

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    2. Not far down to go, really...I mean, if you're into feet that's cool...

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    3. gotta love RL posting as anonymous and then replying to his own post. classic

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  4. Get Tinder. Literally every girl on there is a slut so it should be easy.

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  5. if you're clean I'd be down

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