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Updated on Tuesday, November 17

#7426

QUESTION: Why do fat chicks (full bodied women if were being politically correct) always travel in pairs?

14 comments

  1. AnonymousNovember 17, 2015 at 10:48 AM

    Heard of binary star systems?

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  2. AnonymousNovember 17, 2015 at 11:27 AM

    it's a "two for the price of one" deal to increase demand

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  3. AnonymousNovember 17, 2015 at 1:37 PM

    Easier to corral food

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  4. AnonymousNovember 17, 2015 at 3:57 PM

    a) full-figured women don't always walk in pairs.

    b) I could send you flying with one graceful hip check and look great doing it, so fuck off.

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    1. AnonymousNovember 17, 2015 at 4:46 PM

      whats ur tumblr

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    2. AnonymousNovember 17, 2015 at 5:41 PM

      I bet 4 has the classic look of thick framed glasses, bangs, black clothes and red/purple/blue hair. Amirite?

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    3. AnonymousDecember 1, 2015 at 4:22 AM

      a) I like how you refer to fat girls as "full-figured". like no lmao you're not full-figured you're fucking fat. Don't devalue normally proportioned women as "less-than-full figured" due to your inability to have healthy eating and exercise habits

      b) graceful? look great? lmfao no ur fat

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  5. AnonymousNovember 18, 2015 at 4:10 PM

    Skinny friends can make you feel self conscious.

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  6. AnonymousNovember 18, 2015 at 9:51 PM

    I dont recall ever bullying a fat chick in person...

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  7. AnonymousNovember 20, 2015 at 12:48 AM

    OP please complete joke

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    1. AnonymousNovember 20, 2015 at 11:58 PM

      just trying to spark a deeply intellectual discussion. Goals reached..

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    2. AnonymousNovember 21, 2015 at 4:33 PM

      10/10 Solid execution.

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  8. AnonymousNovember 20, 2015 at 12:09 PM

    5a. You personally might not have, but I've been on the receiving end of others when I'm alone. Not just namecalling but having bottles and garbage thrown at me from cars. It doesn't happen if I'm with a friend.

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  9. AnonymousDecember 4, 2015 at 1:27 AM

    Because it's 2015.

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