OMG UPDATE: Question? Answer.

Updated on Tuesday, November 17

#7426

QUESTION: Why do fat chicks (full bodied women if were being politically correct) always travel in pairs?

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  1. Heard of binary star systems?

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  2. it's a "two for the price of one" deal to increase demand

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  3. Easier to corral food

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  4. a) full-figured women don't always walk in pairs.

    b) I could send you flying with one graceful hip check and look great doing it, so fuck off.

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    1. whats ur tumblr

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    2. I bet 4 has the classic look of thick framed glasses, bangs, black clothes and red/purple/blue hair. Amirite?

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    3. a) I like how you refer to fat girls as "full-figured". like no lmao you're not full-figured you're fucking fat. Don't devalue normally proportioned women as "less-than-full figured" due to your inability to have healthy eating and exercise habits

      b) graceful? look great? lmfao no ur fat

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  5. To lessen the chances of being bullied by assholes like you. Serious answer.

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    1. I dont recall ever bullying a fat chick in person...

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    2. 5a. You personally might not have, but I've been on the receiving end of others when I'm alone. Not just namecalling but having bottles and garbage thrown at me from cars. It doesn't happen if I'm with a friend.

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  6. Skinny friends can make you feel self conscious.

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  7. OP please complete joke

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    1. just trying to spark a deeply intellectual discussion. Goals reached..

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    2. 10/10 Solid execution.

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  8. Because it's 2015.

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