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Updated on Sunday, August 9

#7332

QUESTION:
How do I politely ask my girlfriend to start getting her eyebrows done? Her eyebrows are a bit bushy and she doesn't shape them. I am pretty metro and I pluck the strays away all the time.

12 comments

  1. Did she pluck her eyebrows when you two first met and then just stop? Or was she always like that and you suddenly feel she needs to?

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    1. She didn't do it but that is not a criteria for me to reject a girl. I still like her for who she is. I just think i will find her more attractive if she shapes them up.

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  2. This is such a silly thing to be concerned about. Leave her alone.

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  3. Pluck them when she's sleeping.

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  4. Soon you'll be speaking with a lisp

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  5. the same way you can trick women into doing most things, compare them negatively to other women.

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  6. Talk about plucking your own eyebrows. Gush about how it makes your eyes look bigger and frames your face. Playfully offer to do hers - just once! - so she can see the difference (or offer to pay at a posh salon). If she says no, don't push it. If she says yes, go wild.

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    1. that sounds like a great idea. maybe i will try this:) thanks

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  7. Hang up a picture of Bert on the bathroom mirror

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  8. You spelled "boyfriend" and "him" wrong I think. Only way I can make sense of this.

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    1. Are you retarded?

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    2. You mean "his" not "him" you fucking idiot. Also, your joke isn't funny.

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