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Updated on Wednesday, June 24

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QUESTION: Best place to find cheap dry roasted almonds? I make almond butter and bulk barn almonds are actually more expensive per g than a jar of already made almond butter.

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    1. literally says bulk barn ones are too expensive, suggests anyway. smh

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  2. I make almond milk and buy them from Costco, it's about $15 for a 3 LB bag

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  3. or if you don't have a Costco card, wal mart superstore has cheap asshole almonds for real cheap... for real

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  4. I was going to make a joke about giving you my nut butter but I felt immature so I decided not to

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  5. Go find a Wild Almond Tree. Make sure you watch out for the stun spore. It's super effective on humans!

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  6. Do you really eat so much almond butter that you can't buy it in jars? There's organic ones with only almonds as ingredients. If so, then...why? Even if its a pretty healthy calorie-dense food you're probably eating it with bread.

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  7. Welcome to economics. The company making almond butter doesn't buy a few kilograms of almonds they buy a few metric tonnes... per week. They get a price you'll never get so they'll always make it cheaper than you will.

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    1. But how will they oil their twirly hipster mustache with Big Almond's butter while maintaining their integrity?

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    2. You're such a dumb fuck.

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  8. They're in my pants.

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  9. Of course the jar of ready made stuff is less expensive. It's mass produced with more than likely economies of scale. Fucking ignorant hipsters

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    1. stfu you don't understand economics

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