OMG UPDATE: Question? Answer.

Updated on Wednesday, April 1

#7074

QUESTION: How does one become a toolbearer or NEAC?

8 comments

  1. To be a toolbearer you must become a tool. At least that would explain why all the toolbearers are complete tools.

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  2. > be white
    > be male
    > be tall
    > be engsoc

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    1. no need to be tall. half of them look like hobbits beside the odd tall ones.

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    2. I am become engsoc, destroyer of worlds.

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  3. for guys: drink. be in engsoc. drink more. be egotistical. treat women like objects. consider all non-toolbearers beneath you. if you do these things you'll probably end up in the right crowd and may be selected.

    for women: fuck and/or date one of the male toolbearers.

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    1. Never seen a female toolbearer, but thanks for laying down why.

      "Eng isn't sexist! We have Women in Engineering and stuff amirite???"

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  4. So they don't discriminate on height anymore, yet they still don't have any women? Yeah, okay. I know more than a few girls in Eng who could hold their own against any guy, there are for sure female toolbearers.

    Also in the past couple years they've become way more nice and friendly than they used to be. For that matter everyone in EngSoc has become way more friendly. I have no idea why the old stereotype is still around.

    https://vine.co/v/ht1gautKvlU
    https://vine.co/v/ht1qDbhEODH

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  5. In order to join NEAC, first you must stop existing.

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