What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little UW non-STEM? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the STEMs, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on U of T’s Engineering faculty, and I have over 300 confirmed arguments won with Feds. I am trained in gorilla calculations and I’m the top co-op student in the entire Engineering Faculty. You are nothing to me but just another frivolous Feds purchase. I will solve you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over OMGUW? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Feriduns across the UW campus and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the unnecessary additional PD course requirements, maggot. The requirements that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can masturbate you without human contact in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed exam prep, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Engineering Exam Bank and I will use it to its full extent to outperform your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking paintbrush. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit nuts and bolts all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
@4a I assure that that that will not be happening. Let's talk armies. 1) We outnumber you. 2) We're not spindly engineers, mathies or cs folks with keyboard biceps. 3) We're less likely to engage in friendly fire (because which engineer wouldn't kill another for the supposed glory?)
@4d: Not sure you're in any position to make fun of STEM majors for their biceps; the only weapon you wield is the pen (or the Macbook Air in modern times).
MC. Giant eyesore in the middle of campus. I would turn it into a stonehenge-like greenspace and kill all the geese so we have somewhere to sit in the summer.
I am with you on this one! MC. Burn it to the ground. Bury its remains into the great depths, along with my nightmares about writing Math exams in there. But please, spare the adjacent rock garden! It's one of my favourite places on campus.
4d. Everything you said, plus we have the women. They've already lost this war. We can provide distractions of the likes they've never seen before (in real life).
All buildings connected to MC through tunnels or overpasses except M3 and Nano. Replaced buildings that actually look nice, like nano, M3, or the nice old buildings at Queens and Ottawa. This would replace almost all the buildings on campus and replace them with nice ones.
Actually demo M3 and give us the field back for pick up sports.
Needles Hall. And salt the ground afterwards.
ReplyDelete*Needless Hell
DeleteProbably DC - would be pretty fun to watch it get smashed down with all the glass etc..
ReplyDeletePAC. It looks like a prison with watchtowers.
ReplyDeleteAL on the condition that we get a replacement building that doesn't make us want to weep.
ReplyDeleteAL and we kick all arts students to Laurier
Deletelol, DAE STEM MASTER RACE?!?
Delete@ 4b
DeleteWhat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little UW non-STEM? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the STEMs, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on U of T’s Engineering faculty, and I have over 300 confirmed arguments won with Feds. I am trained in gorilla calculations and I’m the top co-op student in the entire Engineering Faculty. You are nothing to me but just another frivolous Feds purchase. I will solve you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over OMGUW? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Feriduns across the UW campus and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the unnecessary additional PD course requirements, maggot. The requirements that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can masturbate you without human contact in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed exam prep, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Engineering Exam Bank and I will use it to its full extent to outperform your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking paintbrush. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit nuts and bolts all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
@4a I assure that that that will not be happening. Let's talk armies.
Delete1) We outnumber you.
2) We're not spindly engineers, mathies or cs folks with keyboard biceps.
3) We're less likely to engage in friendly fire (because which engineer wouldn't kill another for the supposed glory?)
@4c For being such a busy bee of a STEM student, you sure have plenty of time for spewing absolute rubbish about. Dolt.
Delete@4c that was glorious
Delete@4d: Not sure you're in any position to make fun of STEM majors for their biceps; the only weapon you wield is the pen (or the Macbook Air in modern times).
DeleteMC. Giant eyesore in the middle of campus. I would turn it into a stonehenge-like greenspace and kill all the geese so we have somewhere to sit in the summer.
ReplyDeleteI am with you on this one! MC. Burn it to the ground. Bury its remains into the great depths, along with my nightmares about writing Math exams in there. But please, spare the adjacent rock garden! It's one of my favourite places on campus.
DeleteNorth Campus Hall
ReplyDeleteThis isn't a place
Delete+1
DeleteLove hanging with my bros at NCH
Love the free sundaes they give out of every Monday.
DeleteDon't forget free taco Tuesdays
DeleteTear the whole campus down. It's a Brutalist eyesore. Then we can all go to a prettier school like McGill or Queen's or Western.
ReplyDelete<3 Queen's. I would kill for some classical architecture and ivy-covered buildings around here.
ReplyDelete4d. Everything you said, plus we have the women. They've already lost this war. We can provide distractions of the likes they've never seen before (in real life).
ReplyDeleteAll buildings connected to MC through tunnels or overpasses except M3 and Nano. Replaced buildings that actually look nice, like nano, M3, or the nice old buildings at Queens and Ottawa. This would replace almost all the buildings on campus and replace them with nice ones.
ReplyDeleteActually demo M3 and give us the field back for pick up sports.
I love MC! One of my favourite buildings ever. Please don't tear it down.
ReplyDeleteI would tear down General Services Complex. The air in that building is nasty.
I also like MC.. its historically significant, and 'homey'!
ReplyDeleteBut seriously we could use some power plugs and real desks in the lecture halls and classrooms :(