Updated on Friday, January 23
QUESTION: I really am leaning towards getting a breast augmentation, I have wanted
to for a while. I'm not exaggerating when I say I have a chest of about
a 13 year old boy, flat as a board (barely an A cup). I'm only 23 so I
worry about getting surgery so young but it's been an issue for me
since I was 18. Advice?
love yourself the way you are : )
ReplyDeleteWhen girls that flat get implants it always looks weird to me, you can always see the implant so clearly O_O
ReplyDeleteMy suggestion: look up ancient ways to grow breasts via creams, supplements, rituals, spells, animal sacrifice or even just old fashioned pregnancy. That one always does the trick!
Who do I need to sacrifice to get some breasts here?
DeleteDepends what cup size you want, really. If you're going for modest but playful breasts I suggest finding 3 mice, 1 lamb and a rabbit. Now this is pretty gruesome and not for the faint of heart but if you really wish to proceed I will give you instructions.
Delete1. Make sure it is 3am no more than 3 days after a full moon. Right on a full moon is the best time.
2. Find an open area where the moonlight will shine directly on you and proceed to create a pentagram inside a circle with chalk or something. I like to use a beach because I can draw it in the sand.
3. You will need 5 candles. 3 red 2 white. Place them at the each point of the pentagram in an alternating pattern.
4. Find a large rock or log, something to use as an altar and place it in the middle of the pentagram.
5. Prepare your ritual sacrificees. Remove the mice from the sac first and using hemp twine (yes it must be hemp) tie them together by the tail. Holding the mice by the tail, raise them to the sky and say "Tenebris lumen nutricii Testes invoco te audierit vocem meam et voluntatem meam spem cupio mihi datis". Now slit their throats with a sickle in one circular sweep (must be a sickle, must be one sweep or the spell will not work) whilst chanting "mures sanguinem tres somnis aperit ianuam" repeatedly until the blood drips no more and lay the mice on the altar.
6. Remove the lamb from the sack and pet it calmly. Say "somnium coram agno coinquinati" while quickly slitting the lambs throat as well. The lamb must not make any noise or the spell will not work. Purity is essential.
7. This is the worst part. I love rabbits but you have to remove the rabbit from the sack, cut off its foot and place it in the lambs mouth (if you don't kill the rabbit first it gets really terrible so please do it as quickly and peacefully as possible) and say the final incantation of "fortuna est , lepus et me plurimum adducit ubera mea voluntate concedam me tibi o potens lucifer".
8. Set the rabbit down on the altar as well and sprinkle some fever fox, white sage, dragon's blood, skullcap and damiana over the bodies of the animals and set them ablaze. You must sit and watch them turn to ash whilst meditating on your intention to have breasts. Imagine their shape, size, feel, bounce etc for best results.
9. In closing, say "Deus , gratias ago tibi decore Deus lux est niger, velim adducere ad me nocte". This closes the spell and thanks spirit for assisting you.
Do not leave the circle you drew during the ritual, powerful forces are being summoned here and you could potentially do permanent harm to yourself.
This is a serious spell please think hard before doing this, also I love animals so I strongly suggest you live and let live...do not hard other beings for your selfish gain! Breasts are not eternal, but your soul is so please be careful with what you do.
Well I'll be damned.
Delete@2b, did you really just write all of that?
Delete@2d no sorry, my cyborg can get pretty wild if i let him use the computer unsupervised for too long
DeleteI say go for it as long as you've really thought it through which it seems you have! Most importantly, do what's best for you regardless of people's opinions!
ReplyDeleteNot that my opinion will sway you, but as a guy I can tell you there are many guys who really don't care about your breast size. I've dated girls with tiny boobs and it had no effect on our relationship. If it's a self confidence thing, that's up to you. But just know that the size of your breasts has no relevance to your worth as a person.
ReplyDeleteI think if you really want to, go for it! I have large boobs and honestly it makes some drape-y clothing look very unflattering and I get a lot of undesired attention bc of them ... The grass is always greener?
ReplyDeleteDon't do it. There is nothing wrong with small boobs.
ReplyDeleteA guy.
I think you should do it if you're insecure with how you look now. I'm assuming you're not going for a really large size, and it won't look abnormal if you just go up to a B. That's what plastic surgery consultations are for. The doctors know what's going to look unnatural and what's going to look good.
ReplyDeleteMy view being a guy:
ReplyDeleteIt's not going to make me want you more, maybe it will for some guys, but I don't judge a girl based on how big her tits are. I do have an ideal size, but its more of an after thought than the reason I would be interested in a girl.
If you are really insecure with your current body, then go ahead, just don't do it to make others happy. Surgery can always have complications, so be careful.
I have dated/casually slept with girls with all sizes of tits. My last gf was almost flat chested. Yes, I would have liked a little bit more up front, but if she ever mentioned the fact that she thought they were small I told her she was crazy, and shouldn't think like that. I would never want her to change her body because she thought I didn't like it. It would hurt me personally if she thought she needed to change like that for me.
The girls with huge tits actually got in the way. Sure I could press my face into them and all that fun stuff, but when they can be a handful (pun intended) to deal with.
as a guy:
ReplyDeletedon't care, do what you want to do but because it's really what you want and not based on what you think other people think
Do it for yourself, but not for other people.
ReplyDeleteIf anything, I'd rather get cool outfits for yourself rather than breast implants. Imo, being fashionable boosts self-confidence but I'm not sure whether you're into fashion or not. Just a suggestion!
I've recently noticed that guys don't like big tits as much as I used to think. They just like nicely shaped, perky tits with appropriately sized nipples. Ass guys (and there are a lot of them) will generally care even less about the size. But even tits guys don't seem to care as much about the size as they do about the shape/perkiness/nipples. Plus, a lot of guys also don't like how fake tits feel- I know a woman (with *very* small boobs) whose husband refuses to let her buy them because he hates the idea of playing around with fake tits.
ReplyDeleteI don't think there's anything wrong with getting surgery to improve your appearance and to increase confidence but since it'll cost you lots of money and you may have complications during and afterwards it just doesn't really seem worth it to me. Do it if you want but I can *assure* you that you're overestimating how much the average guy cares about the *size* of your tits when it comes to even pure sexual attraction let alone in a relationship. If you're skinny and have a nice face, getting expensive and invasive surgery to improve your appearance seems completely not worth it to me. Face and overall body fat are way more important.
By nicely shaped, I mean round.
DeleteWhy does everyone assume she's doing it for other people or to please guys? Like, come on. Is it that hard to believe that some people actually want to have surgery, or change their physical appearance, to satisfy themselves?
ReplyDeleteIt's hard to believe because it doesn't make any sense. Why would the size of your own breasts affect your confidence if it had nothing to do with sexual attraction?????????
DeleteI'm the same as you, barely able to fill an A cup. It's something that I'm extremely self-conscious about; I don't even feel like a woman sometimes because of it. But on the other hand, my boyfriend tells me he loves my boobs the way they are, and he doesn't think fake breasts are attractive. At the end of the day, I still dislike having small boobs, but I think the cons of surgery will far outweigh any benefits (at least in my opinion).
ReplyDeleteI think you should wait until you're 30.
ReplyDeleteYou can get fat taken from your butt to implant if you have enough fat in your butt. This is the best option because your body will not reject it and it will look natural.
ReplyDeleteIf you don't have enough for this, don't do it, because down the road your body will reject them, or they will rupture or shift and you will regret it. Trust me. Everyone I've known who's gotten implants has had trouble years later.