Updated on Friday, December 12
QUESTION: Does anyone else get really angry when people help themselves to your food? Like they help themselves to bites of your meal as if they paid for it. OR when you ask "does anyone want to chip in for a pizza" they all say NO, but as soon as YOUR pizza arrives they all fucking eat it. It pises me off so much
If I get a side of fries with my meal, I have no issues with people taking a couple fries. But if they take a bit of my burger/steak/main food, I will slap them so hard their great-great-grandmother will feel it in her grave.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is wrong with you? Grow a backbone and tell them to fuck off, bud.
ReplyDeleteHis next post will be, "Does anyone have a problem with other guys sleeping their girlfriend? I tell them she's dating me, but they just take her to the washroom and bang her anyways while I play with my tiny pee pee."
DeleteMy least favourite is when I buy something and people ask if they can have some, before the packaging is even open.
ReplyDeleteWell, you can't now.
Just stare them down while taking a very slow bite of the food. Creepy, somewhat sexual.. but effective.
ReplyDeleteJOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD
ReplyDeleteI've seen people ask others repeatedly for food; it bugs me. Let the poor girl enjoy her food, instead of constantly eating it yourself.
ReplyDeleteSolutions:
ReplyDelete1, go to restaurant alone
2, go to a fast food place. It's very hard to steal food there.
3, go to an asian/chinese restaurant where food is supposed to be shared.
4, go to a buffet.