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Updated on Tuesday, November 25

#6650

QUESTION: Do you think beards are overrated? How about beards and tats? Douchebag alert?

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  1. No a dougebag is someone who wears sunglasses indoors and/or behind their head and pops the collar. They also tend to call everyone a bro, even strangers.

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    1. Yeah but why you mad bro

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    2. This is a better description of douchebags circa 2005. Now they're gym bros who take a million selfies and call girls "Broads".

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  2. A good thick beard is so hot.

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  3. What's wrong with a beard and a tattoo?

    You kinda sound like a douchebag yourself.

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  4. Beards are great, but tattoos are not.

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  5. A good beard is awesome.
    Tattoos depend, if they have "NO RAGRETS" tattooed across their neck they immediately seem douche-y. A simplistic sleeve or something meaningful though? It doesn't seem douche-y at all.

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  6. Nothing wrong with beards. They're not exactly a fashion accessory in the same way necklaces or sunglasses are, they're just a hair that grows out of your face whether you like it or not. I grow a beard because it hides a skin condition, so keep that in mind before you judge someone.

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  7. Lumberjacks are so sexy right now.

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    1. Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
      I sleep all night and I work all day.

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    2. I chop down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders, and a bra,
      I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa!

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  8. OP here. I was hoping these fads were fading as quickly as they came about.

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  9. beards look dirty and gross

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  10. What's really a douche alert is someone who makes assumptions about other peoples personalities by the way they look. I have a beard, I have tattoos, if you're going to judge me based just on that, then i don't want to know you anyways.

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  11. Do you all actually make these kinds of assumptions in your everyday life? I've never known more stunted backward people than students at UW, stuck in perpetual adolescence...

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  12. A little scruff is nice but a full-on beard? I can't take them seriously. And for tattoos it really just depends what they're of.

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  13. The only way that you'll know someone is a douchebag is by what they say and do. Appearance isn't always a reliable indicator.

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    1. Tats and beards could count as a do. Most I've met are followers.

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    2. 14a is sooooo unique and doesn't do anything that other people do.

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  14. scruff is nice

    greasy man bun + unkempt beard = ugh

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  15. When you say beard and tattoos I think of hipsters, not bros. Maybe it comes from living in Vancouver.

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    1. No one said they correlated those with bros.

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