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QUESTION: Female virgin here, in a relationship and hoping to lose my v-card.

Any advice for my first time?

16 comments

  1. Lots of foreplay.
    Lots of lube.
    Start nice and slow.
    Don't tense up.
    Have fun.
    The end.

    P.S. Remember that it gets better the more you do it.

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    1. lube... ? are you retarded or a virgin too

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    2. Havin' sex for many years, thanks. I am 27 and have figured out a thing or two by now. And yes - lube. She is more likely to be tense because it is her first time, which sometimes means the body naturally does not produce as much lubricant due to the stress, therefore applying lube helps. Why increase the risk of pain if you don't have to?

      Since you clearly underestimate the role of lube, you Sir/Mam, appear to be the sex novice.

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    3. 2a doesn 't know how vaginas work

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    4. @2a, some girls require lube, some don't. Even if you've been 20th a thousand people who are in the latter category please don't be "that guy" if somebody ever asks to use it.

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    5. It's because of people like 2a that I thought there was something wrong with me if I needed to use lube at this age. Turns out I was just nervous, and that need went away after I become comfortable with someone.

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    6. Yeah, lube helps for the first time (and other times as well), especially because dryness can occur due to nerves, which can be painful. 1A: you're an idiot.

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  2. be sure you're ready and you truly feel as though this is the right person to do it with. only say yes if you feel completely comfortable.

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    1. Unless losing you virginity isn't a big deal for you (my case). Who cares? It's just a fun thing to do with someone you like

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    2. @3a, "if you feel completely comfortable". Even if your virginity isn't a big deal, it's still a good idea not to have sex with folks you're not comfortable with.

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    3. It's just that 3 is making it sound like some major event in your life, which to a lot of people it isn't. I agree that you should be completely comfortable.

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  3. Bring some type of livestock incase he can't preform. Make sure you watch lots of sex in the city before and be sure to wear socks.

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  4. Don't forget to poo while having sex, guys love that shit!

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  5. anal first.. its less painful

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