OMG UPDATE: Question? Answer.

Updated on Monday, October 20

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QUESTION: I'm in my third year of my undergrad and would much rather prefer a grad (masters) student at UW to date. I'm a female that has the mental age of 24, so what/where can i go to meet one?

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  1. who exactly classified you as a person with "the mental age of 24"?
    im sorry but something about your post makes you sound like a stuck up bitch.

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    1. lol +1
      Buzzfeed quiz probably

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    2. spot on. OP is an idiot

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    3. What she meant was, she's sucked as much cock as a 24 year old.

      Now she needs to settle down with her (future) money making beta male masters student

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    4. Guys stop belittling her, it's actually a very accurate stat. I have the mental age of specifically 26.4456345645. Now 26.4456345646...26.4456345647

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  2. I am about to graduate and have an offer for and over-funded Masters (I will be able to buy a new Subaru WRX with what they are giving me, after all my expenses). You can meet me in the lab most days working on my 4th year projects.

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  3. Well loooooooooook at you princess! Such a big mature woman! God bless your maturity and advanced mental age. Hopefully it doesn't advance too far; you wouldn't want to get Alzheimer's!

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    1. I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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  4. Hate to break it to you girlie, but restricting your dates to a specific biological age will not ensure you'll find someone more 'suitable' for you. There will be younger men who are wise because of life experience (and other reasons) and older men who are still emotionally trapped in their teens.

    I actually wondered if you were attempting irony in your post.

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    1. Every time I hear someone say "girlie" in a non-ironic way, I assume they're psycho

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    2. "Hate to break it to you girlie, but restricting your dates to a specific biological age will not ensure you'll find someone more 'suitable' for you. There will be younger men who are wise because of life experience (and other reasons) and older men who are still emotionally trapped in their teens.

      I actually wondered if you were attempting irony in your post."

      - Douche

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  5. Grad house...? LOL. For a mentally mature woman, did you not question what the white building on top of the hill between the Arts and Engineering quad was? Or read the sign?

    No excuses. You're in third-year, unless you were a hermit.

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  6. "I'm a 21 year-old with the mental age of a 24 year-old" basically speaks for itself, but you sealed the deal when you effectively said "...so what can I go to meet someone?". Unless you are trolling, which I really hope you are.

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  7. LOL I'M SO MUCH MORE MATURE THAN GUISE MY AGE SO LE EDGY

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  8. I have a mental age of 25. ha.

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  9. 23, I don't have a "mental age" because fuck you. What did you do, use fucking brain age?

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  10. Date one of your TAs.

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  11. You're gonna die alone. Hopefully soon.

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