OMG UPDATE: Question? Answer.

Updated on Monday, September 22

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QUESTION: If I ran for feds with the platform I would abolish all feds positions and spend the money on outfitting the entire campus with 2 or 3 ply toiletpaper (costs permitting), would you vote for me?

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  1. you had me at abolish

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    1. +1

      down with feds!

      feds must go!

      no more feds!

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  2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sci6MlQMfQI

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  3. Are you from the Rhino party?

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  4. The stupidity of some people.

    What a waste of money, fold the fuckin shit for as many plys as you want, fuck

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    1. You know, I am 90% of the way with you on that, but I draw the line at paper so thin it tears as you try to pull more off the roll.

      That is what is in the QNC right now.

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  5. Yeah. To hell with the Feds. The founders must be turning in their grave with the amount of nepotism that takes place in that cabal

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  6. I've considered running on a platform of just cats.

    Bring a room full of cats to the SLC and just let students sit around with a bunch of cats all day and have a cat cafe on campus. I would probably get a fair number of votes.

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    1. At least some people will finally get some pussy on campus.

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  7. Hey, that sounds like the co-prez platform of a guy I went to high school with. He promised better toilet paper.

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  8. The reason they have terrible toilet paper is because if they had nice stuff, students would steal it.

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  9. Well you need the thicker stuff to wipe at the bullshit good they do.

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  10. I would simply on the premise that Feds is so full of bloat and bureaucracy these days compared to how it used to be. I think they've forgotten about being a representative body for the students...all caught up in being a business (like so many others) that takes our money instead.

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