QUESTION: If I ran for feds with the platform I would abolish all feds positions and spend the money on outfitting the entire campus with 2 or 3 ply toiletpaper (costs permitting), would you vote for me?
I've considered running on a platform of just cats.
Bring a room full of cats to the SLC and just let students sit around with a bunch of cats all day and have a cat cafe on campus. I would probably get a fair number of votes.
I would simply on the premise that Feds is so full of bloat and bureaucracy these days compared to how it used to be. I think they've forgotten about being a representative body for the students...all caught up in being a business (like so many others) that takes our money instead.
you had me at abolish
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Deletedown with feds!
feds must go!
no more feds!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sci6MlQMfQI
ReplyDeleteAre you from the Rhino party?
ReplyDeleteThe stupidity of some people.
ReplyDeleteWhat a waste of money, fold the fuckin shit for as many plys as you want, fuck
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DeleteYou know, I am 90% of the way with you on that, but I draw the line at paper so thin it tears as you try to pull more off the roll.
DeleteThat is what is in the QNC right now.
Yeah. To hell with the Feds. The founders must be turning in their grave with the amount of nepotism that takes place in that cabal
ReplyDeleteI've considered running on a platform of just cats.
ReplyDeleteBring a room full of cats to the SLC and just let students sit around with a bunch of cats all day and have a cat cafe on campus. I would probably get a fair number of votes.
At least some people will finally get some pussy on campus.
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DeleteHey, that sounds like the co-prez platform of a guy I went to high school with. He promised better toilet paper.
ReplyDeleteHear, Hear.
ReplyDeleteThe reason they have terrible toilet paper is because if they had nice stuff, students would steal it.
ReplyDeleteWell you need the thicker stuff to wipe at the bullshit good they do.
ReplyDeleteI would simply on the premise that Feds is so full of bloat and bureaucracy these days compared to how it used to be. I think they've forgotten about being a representative body for the students...all caught up in being a business (like so many others) that takes our money instead.
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