yep, except there doesn't need to be a someone, sitting at my desk at work on reddit, boner, on the bus listening to music, boner, making out with hot girl at bar, boner, super important meeting at work, boner, basically, if a guy ever thinks about his dick, he will get a boner.
so i am on co-op right, and me and this other coop are giving a presentation. we had set up so that i go for the first part and she goes for the second. so while she is speaking i am just idle. so when i was done and she was speaking, i kind of dozed off, and for no apparent reason I started feeling Mr. Jones getting up, the more I tries to stop, the more restless jones became. eventually, I just sat down mid-presentation and waited for her to finish.
point is yes happens all the time. just try not to doze off, i feel when men go in idle position, they become a little too happy.
I get boners in class when I start getting bored. It's not that bad unless it happens near the end of class then I have to get up and walk with a boner.
I get random boners when I'm sitting in certain positions or need to take a piss. I've heard it's caused by pressure on your prostate or something. It always happens when I'm watching tv with my girlfriend and she inevitably thinks I'm turned on by some actress.
yep
ReplyDeletehaha pretty much
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUY7IJ2-KYA
ReplyDeleteyep, except there doesn't need to be a someone, sitting at my desk at work on reddit, boner, on the bus listening to music, boner, making out with hot girl at bar, boner, super important meeting at work, boner, basically, if a guy ever thinks about his dick, he will get a boner.
ReplyDeleteso i am on co-op right, and me and this other coop are giving a presentation. we had set up so that i go for the first part and she goes for the second. so while she is speaking i am just idle. so when i was done and she was speaking, i kind of dozed off, and for no apparent reason I started feeling Mr. Jones getting up, the more I tries to stop, the more restless jones became. eventually, I just sat down mid-presentation and waited for her to finish.
ReplyDeletepoint is yes happens all the time. just try not to doze off, i feel when men go in idle position, they become a little too happy.
Yup, welcome to being man.
ReplyDeleteSurprise boners are pretty good. Nothing tops morning wood, though...
ReplyDeleteI don't go around stiff all day but it might happen once or twice.
ReplyDeletemorning wood.. you wake up wanting to hump.. welcome to mandom
ReplyDeleteGirls are horny when they wake up too, it just doesn't show physically.
DeleteI get boners in class when I start getting bored. It's not that bad unless it happens near the end of class then I have to get up and walk with a boner.
ReplyDeleteI get random boners when I'm sitting in certain positions or need to take a piss. I've heard it's caused by pressure on your prostate or something. It always happens when I'm watching tv with my girlfriend and she inevitably thinks I'm turned on by some actress.
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