OMG UPDATE: Question? Answer.

Updated on Saturday, August 9

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QUESTION: I've been wondering... can you actually have bad sex? Share your horror stories.

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  1. He couldn't come...

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    1. ^ or he finishes to quick. But if its under 2 minutes did it even happen?

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    2. What's so bad about this? I think people are too focused on climax instead of enjoying the sex.

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    3. @1b: I'm assuming they kept at it for way too long, at which point it starts hurting the girl...

      But this can be avoided with communication!

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    4. yea my now ex boyfriend would take forever to come and after a certain point it just gets really tiring and unenjoyable. Plus he had to go a certain speed and when I got on top or whatever I wasn't 'fast enough' so I didn't really get to do the positions I wanted. Plus he was kinda selfish and would shove his d*ck in my face and not return the favour.

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    5. ^^^^ thank you!!! Same here but he's my current boyfriend ... I'm starting to get really frustrated and don't know what to do.

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    6. @1e: Talk to him about it. If he's unwilling to compromise, you know that he's a dick and it's your choice what to do with him.

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  2. I think it's more common for girls because they take longer to orgasm? As a guy, I've never had sex that wasn't enjoyable lol...

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  3. Was really drunk and high, wasn't aroused, partner wasn't very good so I faked it. Not exactly a horror story, but I feel like it's pretty uncommon for a guy to fake an orgasm.

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    1. mainly because it's impossible? You can't fake cumming. It either happens, or it doesn't

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    2. @3a: Just make it sound like you came. The girl's not going to check the condom unless she's crazy...

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  4. Was with a girl who was a total starfish. The whole event just made me feel weird.

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  5. Bad fucking hygiene. A staggering number of guys have rank breath or smelly dicks. Protip: brush your tongue, wash properly. Result: much better sex.

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    1. +1

      wash ur dicks bros. shit can be gross. ur adults.

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  6. Pretty much evrry straight sexyally active woman will have horror stories i guarantee it- guys who think its gross to go down, think their dicks are all that matters, come and then immediately stop caring. Like sure sometimes guys have boring sex, or awkward, but in general they always get their orgasm and i have met a tonn of women who hooked up w guys w no interest in even trying to return the favour

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    1. I feel like this is a just a result of the circumstances we were given, if women had sexual organs such that they could cum easily just through friction and men had them such that it required a lot of work it would be the same thing.

      It is different in a relationship when you care about the other person but in a one-night stand who really wants to put in the extra effort to get to know the nuances of a woman's body (especially if drunk).

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    2. Basically if you want good sex, stop having one night stands. Even though people in relationships may not have good sex in the beginning, they can learn as time goes on as long as they're willing to. My current long term boyfriend is my only sexual partner (though he's had many previous) and our sex life has always been amazing because we learn what makes each other feel good and we take pleasure in giving pleasure.

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    3. omg i cant with omguw

      "men just get off easier so its just to be expected that men will masturbate into women during one night stands and then not care about their pleasure at all"

      well. its good we all feel like thats not an issue at all. i bet half of these guys doing this will brag about hooking up the next day too. like you could have just masturbated then bro.

      if you respect the person you are hooking up with i guarantee it will take like 4 minutes extra to ASK them how they come easiest.doesnt mean you have to learn every nuance of their body, but asking what they like and doing it (if you like that too) is pretty much just not being a gross asshole and not really equivalent to going the extra mile for a person you dont know

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    4. You assume we have more than zero respect for some slut we take home that fucks on the the first night we met.

      We don't.

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  7. Yes.... everytime me and my boyfriend have sex. I'm pretty sure he has some form of erectile dysfunction ... at 22 years old :/ I know I'm not terrible in bed because I'm pretty out there, put forth my best effort to pleasure the other party and all my previous boyfriends gave me great reviews. That being said, anyone reading this, help!?!??!?

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    1. 7 here, just to add, the only way he can cum is if I do down on him for at least half an hour, he doesn't ever return the favour. During sex he gets soft.

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    2. "he doesnt ever return the favour"

      dump him
      he sounds like he either isn't interested in being a good sexual partner to you
      or he isnt attracted to you (maybe your gender?)

      anyway,dump him

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    3. It's possible your boyfriend watches a lot of porn/masturbates a lot. There's been a lot of evidence lately that excessive porn watching and masturbating ruins actual sex experiences, and causes ED. If he's excessively masturbating, it's tougher to get horny since he's already had his fixes through orgasms and porn. Just some food for thought. At age 22 he shouldn't have ED, so porn is a very likely cause.

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    4. Is he wearing condoms? Some guys have problems keeping it hard in a condom because it's too tight. Tell him to get a cockring and see if things improve, they allow blood flow into the penis but not out.

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  8. Sex was so bad she accused me of rape, but how can it be rape if she initiates it and wants to be on top? I was so much more drunk than her that if she had of gone to court I probably could have charged her for taking advantage of me. I stuck my dick in crazy.

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  9. I've been around the block a few times (if you know what I mean), most of the time "bad sex" is typically having a partner who is completely clueless as to how to make you feel good.

    On a number of occasions, it's typically guys that don't know how to give head/handjobs. You'd think that watching enough porn/having enough sex would give you a pretty good idea of how to do these things, but the number of toothy blowjobs I've gotten says otherwise. One guy was so bad, he made my dick bleed. :/

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