OMG UPDATE: Question? Answer.

Updated on Monday, July 14

#6826

QUESTION:
1, Are you annoyed at the geese on campus?
2, Do you support the university to (somehow) evict the geese from campus and keep them away, providing they don't get hurt?
3, Would you support eradicating the geese violently (ie kill them)?
4, If instead of geese, the campus is infested with cute wild cats (and assume they also poop everywhere like geese). Would your answer change?

15 comments

  1. AnonymousJuly 14, 2014 at 8:18 PM

    I love canada geese. When I moved away from Waterloo, I started to miss them.

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  2. AnonymousJuly 14, 2014 at 8:25 PM

    1. Yes (our fields are unusable and they make a fucking mess everywhere)
    2. Yes
    3. I'd enjoy some good old fashioned hunting. Close down the university on sunday, and snipe some geese from the roof of DP :)
    4. No

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  3. AnonymousJuly 14, 2014 at 8:33 PM

    1-4. No

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  4. AnonymousJuly 14, 2014 at 8:37 PM

    1-4 no as well, the geese add a little flavor to the UW campus and everyone loves to complain about them but they are mostly harmless

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  5. AnonymousJuly 14, 2014 at 8:40 PM

    1. Yes
    2. Yes
    3. Yes. Also, pie
    4. Yes. Also, learn about cats. They bury their poop mostly (I know, I lived with 20~ish)

    tl;dr: bring the cats

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  6. AnonymousJuly 14, 2014 at 9:21 PM

    "keep them away"
    what are they gonna do, put a dome up around campus?
    1. no
    2. no
    3. definitely not
    4. no

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  7. AnonymousJuly 14, 2014 at 9:31 PM

    1. No, I actually like the geese. I miss them whenever I leave waterloo
    2. No
    3. Never
    4. Cats or rabbits would be nice too.

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  8. AnonymousJuly 14, 2014 at 9:48 PM

    all nope

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  9. AnonymousJuly 14, 2014 at 11:38 PM

    yes
    yes
    yes
    no

    If I was allowed, I would go taking them out myself with a selection of weapons consisting of my bare hands, and maybe my 9 iron if there was a large flock.

    I just wish they were safer to eat. We could feed a lot of homeless with them.

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  10. AnonymousJuly 15, 2014 at 6:08 PM

    I bought a canada goose jacket to help solve the geese population

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  11. AnonymousJuly 15, 2014 at 9:35 PM

    No
    No
    NO
    No.

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  12. AnonymousJuly 16, 2014 at 6:08 PM

    No
    No
    NO
    No

    I fucking love the geese.
    I don't understand how everyone is so annoyed by them.
    Just let them do your thing, and you can do yours.

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    1. AnonymousJuly 16, 2014 at 6:39 PM

      I don't attack the geese unprovoked. They, on the other hand...

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  13. AnonymousJuly 16, 2014 at 6:40 PM

    Yes.
    Yes.
    I don't think they're that much of an issue.
    Yes, if the wild cats weren't vicious and let me pet them!

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  14. AnonymousJuly 19, 2014 at 5:11 PM

    1. I am a bit annoyed by the geese but Waterloo chose to route Laurel Creek, which is their natural habitat, through campus, so it's not the geese's fault.
    2. I support the current policy of oiling some of the eggs in the nest
    3. No
    4. No, I don't like the idea of cats killing the geese. Cats always leave weird limbs/entrails lying around.

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