OMG UPDATE: Question? Answer.

Updated on Friday, July 4

#6771

QUESTION: Why does it feel like there are fewer geese this term?

16 comments

  1. They flew up north for the summer you fucking retard, dont you know how birds work?

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    1. I thought this was "up north".

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    2. How do birds work exactly 1? You think they fly up north in the summer and then come back down in the winter!?
      Well that totally makes sense? ...

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    1. You're a monster...fucking literally. Damn son...

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  3. The university is killing them, oiling the eggs and such.
    I hope everyone who has ever complained about them is happy.

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    1. that's so sad

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    2. I won't be happy until the day when I don't have to tiptoe around all their shit.

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    3. I wish someone would do that to me

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  4. Fewer geese? If anything I've noticed more geese on campus...

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  5. Was golfing this morning, hit a goose with my ball (not my drive, didn't hit hard at all) and it landed in a middle of a pack of geese with their still young kids. Had to walk into the middle of a pack of hissing geese to hit my ball. Was ready to take a head off with my pitching wedge if one attacked..

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    1. Just do it and say they attacked you?

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    2. 5 You are clearly the one at fault here, wtf is wrong with you

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    3. Ahh lmao. I wish we had geese at my golf course. Entertaining to watch.

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  6. Yeah I haven't seen geese around campus for some time. Just a few around the health services building. I want to adopt a goosling. :3

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    1. I don't think you do

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