Was golfing this morning, hit a goose with my ball (not my drive, didn't hit hard at all) and it landed in a middle of a pack of geese with their still young kids. Had to walk into the middle of a pack of hissing geese to hit my ball. Was ready to take a head off with my pitching wedge if one attacked..
They flew up north for the summer you fucking retard, dont you know how birds work?
ReplyDeleteI thought this was "up north".
DeleteHow do birds work exactly 1? You think they fly up north in the summer and then come back down in the winter!?
DeleteWell that totally makes sense? ...
I ate them.
ReplyDeleteYou're a monster...fucking literally. Damn son...
DeleteThe university is killing them, oiling the eggs and such.
ReplyDeleteI hope everyone who has ever complained about them is happy.
that's so sad
DeleteI won't be happy until the day when I don't have to tiptoe around all their shit.
DeleteI wish someone would do that to me
DeleteFewer geese? If anything I've noticed more geese on campus...
ReplyDeleteWas golfing this morning, hit a goose with my ball (not my drive, didn't hit hard at all) and it landed in a middle of a pack of geese with their still young kids. Had to walk into the middle of a pack of hissing geese to hit my ball. Was ready to take a head off with my pitching wedge if one attacked..
ReplyDeleteJust do it and say they attacked you?
Delete5 You are clearly the one at fault here, wtf is wrong with you
DeleteAhh lmao. I wish we had geese at my golf course. Entertaining to watch.
DeleteYeah I haven't seen geese around campus for some time. Just a few around the health services building. I want to adopt a goosling. :3
ReplyDeleteI don't think you do
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