OMG UPDATE: Question? Answer.

Updated on Sunday, June 29

#6743

QUESTION: Where can I get a girlfriend? One that I can treat like royalty?

27 comments

  1. golddiggers.ca?
    either way you're in for a bad time

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    1. went to the site

      it's some kids softball team wtf

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  2. Go to Conrad Grebel. All of the chicks there are needy and totally want the dee.

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    1. Lol I'm a chick who lived at Grebel. Some of the girls there are THIRSTY but I don't think any of them would admit it.

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  3. Maybe you can buy a bride online and then they'll run away once they get citizenship

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    1. Joke's on them, I don't have citizenship...

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  4. "treat like royalty" meant treat her well, not shower her with riches.

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  5. The relationship formula:

    1. Attention & care: common interests and sharing of day-to-day life
    2. Communication of affection: words, gestures, gift
    3. Activities and excitement: dates, trips&travels, and new experiences
    4. Plans for the future: long term potential, life values, sustainability of life style

    You need to score on all 4 quadrants.

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  6. Royalty? Are you going to chop off their head? I can provide the guillotine if you like.

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  7. Royalty huh, you wanna know the catch 22 when it comes to dating? Give them too much attention, they think you are a pushover. Give them too little, they think you are not interested or too much of a pussy.

    Get your attitude straight, treat them like a normal guy friend of yours, who just happen to have pussy (your object of interest). :)

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    1. Can confirm. I am female.

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    2. I have few guy friends... most of my friendships started off randomly.
      Also, I'm shy around ladies I don't know.
      And, I'm not sure if I look intimidating or something...

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    3. 8, +1.

      Girls are funny. You gotta give a fuck, but if you give too much of a fuck then you're a pushover/clingy. Treat her like a dude you can flirt with.

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    4. That is not a catch 22, that's more of a Goldilocks and the three bears.

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  8. get a BL-10 sized dick, and show it off

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  9. a Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game

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  10. i'll trade in my boyfriend for you

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    1. Why? What has he done wrong?

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  11. Tell me more about yourself :)
    (I'm female)

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