OMG UPDATE: Question? Answer.

Updated on Tuesday, June 24

#6722

QUESTION: Girls, why do you slap each others asses?

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  1. To fool around? Make jokes? Congratulate someone? Make fun of someone?

    It's basically the equivalent of a sassy hug.

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  2. As a girl, I will say that not all girls do this.

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  3. I'm confused by this comment. As a girl I can say that neither I or my friends slap each other on the ass.

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    1. You must be forgetting, of course you do. It's right after your lingerie sleepover pillow fights.

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    2. In my sleepovers my friends and I wrestle each other into submission.

      Yes in our underware. Not lingerie, just normal lace

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    3. what 3.b didn't mention however is after forcing the loser into submission, they strip her and take turns performing cunnilingus while others give her a golden shower.

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  4. It's because feminists cry assault if a guy does it.

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  5. what's with the feminist hate? A feminist is just a person who believes that men and women should be equal. I'd like to think that 99% of the people on campus are feminists, but lately I'm not so sure.

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    1. if we had true equality, there would be fewer females in police, and army than today. And there would be no women's sports teams either, unless a woman was athletic enough to beat an athletic man.

      We are all good at something, and we should give that to society. It just happens to be the case women tend to be much weaker and less logical than men. So they tend to make up for it by stuff like having more creative mind than men, that translates in art, cooking, and other activities of this sort.

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    2. Wow. Your poorly expressed comment about how there is a false equality created by having a dual standard for men and women notwithstanding, your response took a bit of a hard right turn at the end. The cliche example of male and female firefighters being required to physically carry the same minimum weight makes the same point. In many instances, the job description should dictate the job requirements, not gender. This is not to say that there are no women who meet these job requirements, but rather that in some cases, affirmative action places the cart before the horse. Having known several women who work in traditionally-male occupations (police officer, paramedic, arborist), I think that anyone who automatically discounts someone's ability to do a certain job on the basis of gender is foolish, as there are certainly countless examples of women working in such fields who perform their work far better than any male coworker.

      Your second paragraph thankfully tears itself apart and needs to further dissection here.

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    3. @5a: That's why we try for equity instead of equality. Didn't you learn this stuff in grade school?

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    4. I wasnt making any arguement. If a woman is as good as the best man available for a particular position, by all means, she deserves it. But as it so happens, women DON'T tend to be the best for many positions that require physical endurance or mathematical abilities. I am not saying they dont exist, they are just rare.

      And Fuck Equity: A woman firefighter is expected to carry 50 lb less than a man in training. But when there is a fire, that fat old man is not going to drop 50 pounds for you in 2 seconds!

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    5. and as usual, some idiots here just ignore the empirical evidence and resort to some flowery language

      just remember kids, it wasn't an english essay that put a man on the moon

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  6. What is about a girl that attracts a guy. They too are just living, breathing, eating, and shitting humans. I will never understand that. - Truly confused hetrosexual guy

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    1. I am heterosexual. Perhaps your confusion is about your sexuality!?

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    2. But I dont feel attracted to guys, i do feel attracted to girls, but dont know why

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  7. It's not just girls..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Mlp_Gcc_5Q

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