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Updated on Wednesday, May 14

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QUESTION: My friends and I are planning a weekend trip to Niagara Falls. What are some good clubs downtown? Which should we avoid for sure?

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  1. There is this neat little thing called Google. It tells you shit when you type shit it. Try it.

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    1. Nothing's wrong with going on a forum of young people and asking a question like this

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    1. Oh Gd not dragonfly plz never anywhere else dragonfly is full of old skeezy men looking for college girls. and shitty drugs.

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  3. Dont go there plz god

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  4. hit up the sundowner

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  5. As a casual resident of the Falls, there is no downtown. The only downtown in Regional Niagara is in St. Catherines - there are some good clubs down there. But you asked about The Falls.... There is Dragonfly at the casino. $20 cover, shitloads of drunk Indians from the GTA trying to be Vegas, guidos, and Americans. Club Seven, which looks like a drug den. A few patios here and there. And a brothel called the Sundowner. If you want to go clubbing to be honest stay in Waterloo.

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    1. Thanks for the reply...
      It is for a bachellorette (bride picked the city). I asked here since most of the reviews online seem to be split 50/50 on all these places.

      I am honestly at a loss as to where we should go. Ugh...

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    2. Niagara Falls is the worst city. You're honestly better off in Toronto. There is nothing sexy or exotic about it. Its a sleazy tourist trap with a non-existant economy and dilipidated buildings. Don't go there, go to Toronto instead, heck even Mississauga. http://www.niagarafallsreview.ca/2008/01/24/date-rape-drug-reports-worry-police

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  6. Bachellorette party? What are you, a 37 year old white midwestern American woman?

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    1. The bride is 28 and from Lebanon...but thanks for the snarky comment!

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  7. If you MUST do a bachelorette party in Niagara Falls, get a nice hotel suite overlooking the falls. Pricey, but hey, you only should have 1 bachelorette party in your lifetime right? Step 2, buy alcohol from the LCBO. Just get bottles of stuff and toss it in your suitcase before you leave, because alcohol will be EXPENSIVE. Do your pregaming with your girls in the suite, and order pizzas to the suite. You're having a party - don't do the restaurant shit and have your night depend on others. So you're sitting in your suite in your panties, drinking your LCBO alcohol and eating your Pizza Pizza. Then your girls should get a limo, go to the club (dragonfly is nicest) do your club thang, don't get raped, and limo it back to the suite. Done and done.

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    1. This sounds like a pretty good plan. This way you can also tailor everything to the bride. If she's not too crazy then the drinks are less hard and you guys only do the above. If she's looking to Hangover it up you can get blow and strippers. I mean, I wouldn't, but its an option.

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