OMG UPDATE: Question? Answer.

Updated on Wednesday, May 7

#6448

QUESTION:
Girls, why is it that you bother with handjobs? Don't work a guy to the point of blue balls. HJ's are ineffective. Shit we do a better job.

20 comments

  1. Dude, I don't have a penis. If you're not telling me that it doesn't feel good or its 'ineffective', then how the fuck am I supposed to know what you want?

    How about you grow an actual pair, Man-up and speak-up?

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  2. Lol OP has no balls to train his girl properly.

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    1. Train? Who the fuck calls it training?

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  3. Handjobs aren't the greatest, but they're still good.

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  4. I hate the claw hand. Fuck sakes ease up on the grip a little and stop trying to think my junk is a fucking banana that needs peeling.

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    1. Well I say the same to you guys who claw your hands down there thinking you are digging for gold, trying to please us girls. As you put it, for "fuck sakes, ease up".

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    2. ^ omg agree 100%

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    3. LMAO 4a +1000000000

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  5. Because I really enjoy feeling my boyfriend get hard in my hands? If you get nothing out of a HJ and your partner doesn't either, then just use your goddamn words.

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    1. words come from the mouth

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  6. Because the dude explicitly asked for one?

    If I've learned anything from my two different boyfriends, it's that men's sexual preferences vary pretty wildly and that while experience can be helpful, it doesn't guarantee you'll know what any given guy is into.

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  7. Until you tell or show a girl how to give a proper handjob, she won't know and will just do what she thinks is right. This is the same in the sense that if a girl doesn't tell or show you how to get her off, you won't know either. If you'd prefer a blowjob, use your mouth (pun intented) and suggest that. Also, if you expect her to use her mouth on you, you'd better be prepared to do the same for her, provided she wants it.

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  8. Sometimes my jaw gets tired or my mouth dries up, etc. so I resort to hand jobs. It's just easier.

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  9. I am confused about this post. Why is the OP getting handjobs "to the point of blue balls"? Like, are they just stopping, or what? This is indicative of much worse problems than we think.

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    1. It's hard to get a guy to go all the way with a HJ so if he was solely getting an HJ and the girl gives up he's getting automatic blue balls

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    2. Different strokes for different folks, I guess. I'm not an expert on giving men handjobs, but I'm under the impression it varies based on the guy and the person doing it. Why wouldn't he finish up himself if it seemed like it was going to be impossible?

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    3. Why would a guy want to finish himself off if he's already engaged in sex? Plus to finish with a handjob could take a long ass time. Point is there's other things girls can do over a handjob. We know ourselves better than any one and the same goes for chicks. I'm sure some of yall do a better job down there then we do

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  10. @9b- HA! Different "strokes." Very punny.

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