Get up. Have a shit. Shower, then shave. Wipe ass a second time to get that squeaky clean feeling. Brush teeth and mouthwash. Put on antiperspirant. Get dressed. Go out.
If my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches
After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub.
Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion
Female here.... Usually: Have some coffee and breakfast Have a shower AFTERWARDS (having coffee after shower always seems to lead to spilling coffee all over myself and then needing another shower to get it all off essentially) Put on lotion right after getting out of shower Brush teeth naked for easy removal of tooth paste that falls out of my mouth Brush my face naked for similar reasoning Tone, moisturise, sunscreen, the whole deal Put on clothing Blow dry/brush hair Do makeup Then sometimes I bother with styling my hair....sometimes I don't...whatever I have time for. (that's morning)
As for night, just the usual brush teeth/face, floss, etc
Get up. Have a shit. Shower, then shave. Wipe ass a second time to get that squeaky clean feeling. Brush teeth and mouthwash. Put on antiperspirant. Get dressed. Go out.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know anyone else did the after shower ass wipe. I thought I was a weirdo, but how else do you get the water out of there?
DeleteIf my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice
ReplyDeletepack while doing my stomach crunches
After I remove the icepack, I use a deep
pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a
water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body
scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub.
Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which
I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my
routine.
I always use an after-shave lotion with little
or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion
Ready to go. Male.
I fucking love you for this man. :D
DeleteFemale here....
ReplyDeleteUsually:
Have some coffee and breakfast
Have a shower AFTERWARDS (having coffee after shower always seems to lead to spilling coffee all over myself and then needing another shower to get it all off essentially)
Put on lotion right after getting out of shower
Brush teeth naked for easy removal of tooth paste that falls out of my mouth
Brush my face naked for similar reasoning
Tone, moisturise, sunscreen, the whole deal
Put on clothing
Blow dry/brush hair
Do makeup
Then sometimes I bother with styling my hair....sometimes I don't...whatever I have time for.
(that's morning)
As for night, just the usual brush teeth/face, floss, etc