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Updated on Tuesday, April 15

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QUESTION: Does anybody know where to buy a fedora? And I guess while I'm at it, where can I find a neckbeard comb? Mine is starting to come in (full-bodied, might I add), and I want to keep it nice and tight for the ladies.

6 comments

  1. The same place you can buy trench coats and my little pony fuck pillows

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  2. this has to be a joke

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  3. Its better when you make them yourself. Go get some sturdy fabric, thread and needle, and make that fedora. For the comb? Go to the hardware store and get a nice piece of wood, cheap saw, sandpaper and some kind of varnish. Cut the teeth into the wood, and sand the whole thing down, even between the teeth. Varnish to keep it smooth and not get hair stuck, not to mention look better too.

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  4. Urban outfitters.

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  5. Try the mall. I was so euphoric after buying mine there. I even got to explain to the cashier why god doesn't exsist.

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