OMG UPDATE: Question? Answer.

Updated on Tuesday, April 1

#6233

QUESTION: Would you rather be very attractive and very dumb or very ugly and very smart?

70 comments

  1. tough one. but id choose ugly and smart.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Me too. I figured more people would swing that way.

      Delete
  2. Not tough at all! Being attractive and not being smart enough to understand the superficial and shallow reasons respond so well to you is pretty much the best thing you can be. It's almost better than being attractive and smart until you get older.

    ReplyDelete
  3. I was initially going to say ugly and smart, but honestly if you're smart and ugly it'll probably eat up at you and you'll be miserable.
    if you're pretty and dumb though you'd be too dumb to know any different. It's kind of like ignorance is bliss...
    so yeah, i'd rather be pretty and dumb.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Would it be wrong to want to be a male-bimbo... maybe.

    I am not being sexist here, but females can get by as bimbos, but guys have this responsibility to be aggressive and smart. So as a guy ugly and smart is the way to go.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Not even a fucking question. Very attractive and very dumb all the way. People won't even be prone to seeing you as being stupid because of the halo effect.

    ReplyDelete
  6. There needs to be more factors added. The one that has emotionally stable attached to it, I'd choose lol.

    ReplyDelete
  7. attractive and very dumb. you can work on being smart. everyone has their talents. even if you're dumb in one area you can be smart in another. but if you're "ugly" and smart it's harder to go to become attractive just because it's hard to become hot all of a sudden

    ReplyDelete
  8. I have a question for you which will answer your question:

    Who would you marry/date: 1) incredibly attractive and dumber than a rock or 2) Incredibly ugly, but the most amazing mind and personality.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Neither, but if I have to choose then the former. Seriously, I cannot stand to sleep beside someone even plain, much less hideously ugly, much less "sleep with".

      Delete
    2. if i had to pick, i'd obviously go with option 1 for same reason as 8a. nobody wants to fuck someone ugly

      Delete
    3. I would choose the second one... I can't stand hanging around dumb people. It annoys me more than anything else. Sure, it's not like I love sleeping with ugly people, but I would prefer it to someone that kills my horniness every two minutes by saying something kindergarden-level stupid or vapidly staring with their mouth half open.
      Also, if we're talking about marriage/dating instead of just sleeping together then I would much rather have an ugly spouse with a great personality. If I can't even stand dumb bimbos for long enough to get off then there's no way I could stand them long enough to form any sort of relationship. Fuck, I can't even watch porn if the girl is playing dumb. It makes me want to violently punch her, not screw her.

      Delete
    4. 1. I hate dumb girls but I can't handle the ugly ones. So whatever you don't need to talk to the girl.

      Delete
  9. Very ugly and smart. Then get plastic surgery.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. http://static.entertainmentwise.com/photos/Image/121212_jocelyn4s.jpg Real sexy

      Delete
    2. 9a, Jocelyn Wildenstein is both ugly and dumb. I fail to see the correlation.

      Delete
    3. Well you'd still be ugly and smart but maybe not too smart

      Delete
    4. 9.a) Way to generalize from one poor example. There are plenty of successful plastic surgeries.

      Delete
    5. 9.d
      It's still risky af though.

      Delete
    6. If you're really rock bottom ugly, and you make sure you take all the safety precautions and pick a good surgeon, it's very unlikely to get worse.

      Delete
    7. Sure fixing your nose can be successful but if you're down right ugly all over plastic surgery won't fix it. Anyway you shouldn't care so much, even if you're ugly in your mind someone out there still finds you beautiful

      Delete
    8. *bangable. You mean bangable

      Delete
    9. http://kpsurgery.co/
      Some of those changes are pretty dramatic. I'm just saying, you can improve your looks should you wish to.
      IMO it's easier than being dumb as a rock and trying to become smarter.

      Delete
    10. Do they (↑) do penises?

      Delete
    11. Even if I was a guy with a micropenis I would never subject myself to that. Face is one thing, but penis, ouchh...

      Delete
    12. Imagine micro shlong to magnum dong

      Delete
    13. "Oh whoops… I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong." Got to love It's Always Sunny

      Delete
  10. Ugly & smart. You're only pretty for so long. Plus smart people usually end up billionaires.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I don't think they do actually.

      Delete
    2. Yes they do, because I'm smart and I'm rich too! Therefore your hypothesis is invalid.
      - RL

      Delete
    3. RL STEIN CAN GO SUCK AN ELEPHANT DICK

      Delete
    4. Um, I don't even wanna bother listing all the entrepreneurs who became billionaires because of their brilliant inventions.

      Delete
    5. 10.d
      Keyword: usually.......
      Dumb bitch!!!
      - RL

      Delete
    6. I believe 10.d suffers from what is known as mental retardation. It is a condition which causes you to be mentally retarded.

      Delete
  11. Fucking stupid question. These two this are independent of eachother

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. LOOOOOOOOL! Wtf?

      Delete
    2. It's just a hypothetical question.

      Delete
    3. LOOOOOOOL! Wtf? Can't tell if troll or just retarded.

      Delete
  12. Without a doubt i'd pick very attractive and very stupid.

    ReplyDelete
  13. This thread is so disappointing

    ReplyDelete
  14. It depends on the extremes of both your attractiveness and intelligence.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. It's extremes of both. Now decide.

      Delete
  15. Attractive and dumb. Ignorance is bliss.

    Also dumb people can be very kind/endearing, just as the super smart can be.

    ReplyDelete
  16. Ugly and smart. Make money and you got women as well.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. For a girl, pretty and dumb is better. For a guy, ugly and smart. (In terms of how happy you'll be)

      Delete
    2. ^
      This. 16.a is the only person in this whole thread who's got it right.

      Delete
    3. ^ Enjoy elementary school, highschool, and university being made fun of and not getting laid. Money doesn't really matter to women when they're still doing business (even if not fully) with the Bank of Daddy. I'm sure you'll enjoy the gold-digging washed up sloppy seconds of Chad Thundercock when you're 25 though!

      Delete
    4. You'll only be happier if the number of friends/suitors you have matters more to you than whether or not anyone actually likes you. How ugly you are doesn't change your personality. When you're pretty, people may bend over backwards for you but it's not because they like you as a person, it's because they like how you look. You're surrounded by people who play nice around you in hopes of getting in your pants then turn around to talk about what a dumb skank you are. Your value to other people is determined by your appearance, which you will inevitably lose in your old age. You are a commodity to people, or a trophy. They don't want to hear you talk, they just want you there to look hot. That doesn't sound very happy to me.
      At least when you're ugly you know that the people who make an effort to see you again do so because they like who you are, not what you look like.
      Unless you're rich as well because that's another thing that surrounds you with people who have no interest in your friendship.

      Delete
    5. ^ Being good looking can actually affect the way people perceive your personality/character. People are more likely to attribute positive personality traits to good looking people. Look up the halo effect.
      Also, being stupid doesn't necessarily mean that people won't enjoy your company or even that you're doomed to be poor. Trades pay well, working on oil rigs pays well, a lot of manual labour jobs can pay decently; you don't exactly need a phd in astrophysics to do any of these things. If you're really dumb you could probably still get along well with these people. Even though most of my friends are decently intelligent, if I just want to shoot the shit or watch sports with someone I don't require them to be intelligent.

      Delete
  17. Define degrees of each. I'd lean towards hot and dumb though. Most people are not so thick in the head to do crap to get themselves killed and being hot has more perks than being smart at my age...

    ReplyDelete
  18. ugly and smart then get a plastic surgery so I can be both pretty and smart.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I don't get why so many people in this thread thinks it's so easy to get plastic surgery that you can make you go from ugly to hot. Sure it can help a bit, but if it were that easy then why are there ugly people who wish they were more attractive?

      Delete
    2. Because they're not in Korea. See 9i.

      Delete
  19. I'd rather be attractive and smart. No compromising if I get a say

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Thanks captain obvious but your post was irrelevant to the hypothetical question

      Delete
    2. Go choke on a dick fuckboi

      Delete
  20. I'm ugly and dumb so I guess that's it for me

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY97_a5ewVk

      Delete
    2. damn... you are playing life on level extra hard. Are you a gamer?

      Delete
  21. I don't know why everyone is hot & bothered about whether someone chooses to be hot & stupid or ugly & smart.

    Yall know it's already been determined by genetics right? This is all hypothetical.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. You're dumb. This is all hypothetical, so therefore the responses are all opinion. When one person doesn't like another person's opinion, they get "hot and bothered" and do something called arguing.

      Delete
  22. Anyone here ever read Xanth? There is a character called 'Chameleon' who transitions from dumb/super hot to smart/extremely ugly. Basically, the guy who married her couldn't stand her in her smart ugly phase (as guys are intimidated by someone who is obviously more intelligent), enjoyed her hot phase but liked her best at the mediocre phase... however, I agree with some of the earlier posters in saying that the gender of the person does make a difference in this matter - due to social interactions and expectations.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. fuck yes, i love piers anthony!

      Delete
  23. "It'll show you how I've gotten to feel about – things. Well, she was less than an hour old and Tom was God knows where. I woke up out of the ether with an utterly abandoned feeling, and asked the nurse right away if it was a boy or a girl. She told me it was a girl, and so I turned my head away and wept. 'All right,' I said, 'I'm glad it's a girl. And I hope she'll be a fool – that's the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.' "

    ReplyDelete
  24. Let me let ya'll in on a little secret, I am a pretty attractive, smart girl and I am in a male dominated program. Every day I get put down/looked down upon, because everyone assumes I am a stupid bimbo. No one takes me seriously. I go to classes with no make up on and actively try and dress 'nerdier'. If I didn't do this people think I'm hitting on them to get answers to assignments. So if I had a choice hell yes I would choose smart and ugly any day and live with the choice.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. You sound like my kind of bitch.

      Delete
  25. Smart and Ugly because you can always change your look to be more attractive but smartness comes with your genetics

    ReplyDelete
  26. "In this world, you must be oh so smart, or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me.

    ReplyDelete
  27. Attractive and dumb. HANDS DOWN.

    ReplyDelete