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Updated on Tuesday, April 1

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QUESTION: If you could snap your fingers and make all geese in Waterloo disappear without harming them, would you do it?

18 comments

  1. Nah, love em more than hate em.

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  2. how is this even a question?
    obviously, yes.

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  3. If it was possible to make a geese force field that prevented geese from being on campus but still be near enough to campus to be considered an unofficial mascot.

    then yes.

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  4. I don't get the geese hate.
    I really love them, and it makes me sad that so many people want to hurt them, or want them to leave.
    They make me smile.
    Maybe I'm just a crazy goose lady.

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    1. I love them too! They're so amusing to watch as I walk by them

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    2. Are you the girl I saw honking and bonding with the geese last week?

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  5. I legitimately cannot understand people's issues with the goose population on campus. I'm not particularly fond of them, but I also harbour absolutely no ill will toward them. Honestly, are they really inconveniencing y'all THAT much?

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  6. No, I think they're fucking hilarious.

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  7. I would prefer not to compromise any ecosystems.

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    1. Exactly what I was going to say!

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    2. except artificial ones right?

      fuckin take a biology course the uwaterloo "ecosystem" can be summed up as 1. geese 2. homo sapiens stepping in goose shit and thats it no fuckin predators nothin

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    3. 8b
      if that is what you "learn" in a biology course, I don't see how taking that course would better me.

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  8. No! Hell no. I love the geese, they're hilarious.

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  9. I don't mind them, I just can't stand how the campus is littered with their feces for pretty much half the year. It would be nice to have some greenspace for hanging out outside, but if it's not covered in snow, it's covered in poop.

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  10. No, I'd rather harm them.

    (I'm kidding...the geese are terrifying but for some reason I can't bring myself to think about getting rid of them)

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  11. Actually, geese taste better than both duck and chicken.
    I don't get why are we not allowed to hunt &cook them.

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    1. Neither do I. Canadian society sets some weird double standards.

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