OMG UPDATE: Question? Answer.

Updated on Friday, March 28

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QUESTION: As a result of lifting, I've developed calluses. My hands are now pretty rough and masturbation has become somewhat painful. Any tips?

19 comments

  1. try a vagina, put those muscles to work.

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  2. Jesus christ, I can't believe someone else has this problem too

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  3. Lotion your hands and lotion your dick. Also there's long cotton socks, natural oils (coconut, hazelnut, olive, etc.), cotton gloves, jerking off while you shower. Or like 1 said. A vagina works as well. And warm apple pie is also an option.

    And this is coming from a girl. Use your imagination, silly.

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  4. lifting gloves. moisturize your hands and drink lots o water so your hands dont get dry.

    will help some

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  5. Ask a friend with soft hands to jerk you off

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    1. LOLLLLLl maybe a gay or female roommate

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  6. have people not heard of a pumice stone? smooth down your calluses when they get too rough. problem solved.

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  7. Use some sort of lubricant, and be gentle.

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  8. Use icyhot. Trust me it works

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  9. Definitely invest in some weightlifting gloves. You still get a good grip on the bar, but you won't get calluses from the bar grip moving around on your skin

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    1. Weightlifiting gloves are for absolute pussies and results in lowered grip/wrist strength

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    2. That's why you also do wrist curls in addition.

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  10. WEAR GLOVES YOU CALLOUSED MUDAFUCKA!

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  11. Add some yoga into your routine and eventually you'll be able to suck your own dick. Autofellatio > masturbation with hand

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  12. Use a sock, you can warm it up first if you want

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  13. The battle scars are the best part brah....

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