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Updated on Wednesday, March 26

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QUESTION: So I have a roommate who always brings her bf over and I can hear them having sex a lot. It drives me crazy because the walls are thin where I live and I can hear everything; I honesty don't need to hear how much she enjoys being in one position or how good it feels. It gets annoying when I have to concentrate on school work or study. How should I confront my roommate about this without being awkward?

19 comments

  1. i mean good for ur roommate for having a healthy sex life but i feel this it's annoying to have to hear it ALL the time like can u at least try once in a while to shut UP idk just send her a text or cough or something while it's happening because maybe she doesn't realize ur there

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  2. noise cancelling head phones.

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  3. What #2 said.

    Depends if you want to be polite, or passive aggressive.
    You could just turn on some porn and blast it in their direction so they know what's up. Or make super vague comments using whatever positions she likes.

    Oh wait, you wanted non-awkward confrontation.
    Don't think that's possible.

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  4. Just ask if they can do it when you are not home. Study somewhere else.

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  5. Try this..
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9MwfwwWqqE

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  6. Headphones.

    People are gonna fuck

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  7. They're allowed to have sex. You should get headphones or study elsewhere.

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  8. if they use lube, sneak in some sriracha sauce

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  9. Masturbate even louder

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    1. Bonus points if you get asked to join

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  10. It sucks that our roommate doesn't have common courtesy to keep quiet. I know when I have my boyfriend over we both know we want no one to hear us, and just for the respect of my roommates

    Unfortunately, you have a shitty roommate and you ask try talking to her but other than that ... there's nothing you can do about it

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    1. Yeah, what a terrible human being indeed...

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  11. You can tell her in a joking manner say something like "Ohh come on loud sex again..."
    Use comedy to diffuse situations I find that always works!

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    1. ^ This!!

      It helps if you have an easy-going personality. If you can't pull it off, invite a mutual friend over and ask the friend to break it to them haha.

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  12. Seriously? Use earplugs...

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  13. Oh man I hope this isn't about me

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  14. Put a note on the main door pretending to be a fellow neighbour. On it write "Next time you guys have sex, can you be a little louder because it is hard to masturbate while holding a glass against the wall."

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  15. Just play some porn real loud and yell "I'M WINNING!!!".

    On a serious note, I'm afraid you'll have to get headphones. We've all been there, before....

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  16. Is her boyfriend roommates with this guy?

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