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Updated on Monday, March 10

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QUESTION: Who is your ideal mate? What's their personality? What do they look like? Whats their job?

42 comments

  1. Someone who shares my ambition and isn't a pushover.

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  2. An older English professor who's quiet and writes in his spare time. Must wear tweed and sport round spectacles.

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  3. My ideal mate is an Asian lady who is elegant, intelligent, and kind. I like girls that emanate a classy and graceful aura such as this one, https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1/1922318_633362203367151_999439742_n.jpg. The specific physical characteristics don't matter so long as she is well-spoken, well-mannered, and can carry herself gracefully. In terms of occupation I would prefer to date a fellow professional (e.g., doctor, lawyer, i-banker, actuary, pharmacist, accountant, engineer, or professor).

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  4. i would like to ideally mate with a nice nerdy girl who reminds me of woody allen movies and likes to go into outer space and talk about stuff like science and architecture and religion, philosophy and meaning, and who makes me want to be a more interesting person, even though she already thinks i'm interesting, and for whom i can cook dinner and she will try to do the dishes together with me afterward, and i'll let her, and then afterward i will show her the new song i wrote and she can sing the lyrics bc i suck at singing, and then we will play scrabble for a bit and later on in the evening, or maybe earlier on, or both, be fresh with one another for goodness sakes

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    1. Done. Except the singing bit.

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    2. hah! Sounds like my ideal man.

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    3. Whoa this got really specific

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    4. That makes me wanna know you in person

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    5. Whoa are you surprised? This, is a specific answer to a specific question. Duh. He/she is probably a scientist; you, most probably are not.

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    6. I'm a scientist! Pick me, pick me! I'm incredibly nerdy, but it'll take you a while to find out. If you like to travel, dabble in string theory, learn new languages and can put up with my [brutal] singing, then maybe we'd get along. Socialist? Atheist? Anyone?

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    7. This is beautiful.

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    8. Lol. you just described me right down to my favourite movie being Annie Hall, the singing jazz and being a scientist with an artsy soul. I hate cooking although I'm perfectly happy to eat all the foods.

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    9. Hi sir, want to get to know each other? :)

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  5. Personality: Tom Hiddleston / Alex Bilodeau
    Looks: Sidney Crosby
    Profession: veterinarian

    Yes, I've planned this out extensively.

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    1. 1) Be Batman.
      2) Dont not be Batman.

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  7. I'm looking for an introverted, humble, somewhat nerdy guy who would like to go for random walks, go to the beach, and play board games with me. Ideally, he'd also be a creative type and we could make crafts, play music, and/or draw together. He would have a stable, relatively well-paying job. It doesn't really matter what it is, as long as it isn't something to do with drawing (that would probably make me feel jealous). He would preferably be white or asian.

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    1. What ethnicity are you?

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    2. She's Asian. Definitely Asian.

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    3. Yes 9b, I am Asian.

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    4. If watching anime/playing video games together were on the list it'd be pretty ideal :P

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    5. ^ 9 here, I actually do like anime! Video games are cool too but I kind of suck at most of them :P

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    6. 9.d here - well that settles it then, you're a total catch hehe.

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    7. 9 here- Why thank you :P I didn't actually expect a guy that fits my ideal mate description to comment on my post. (Assuming you, 9d/f, are a guy) Now if only I could meet people like you in real life!

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    8. 9 d/f here: Well I go to the green work room in EV1 or the Tatum Centre every Monday/Wednesday at like 10:30 if you're curious :P. I am white + have shaggy hair. Whoever it is best of luck on your quest!

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    9. ^ I work on Mondays and Wednesdays at that time but if you stayed around until noon or later, maybe I'll drop by! I'm actually pretty curious :P

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    10. Dang I didn't see this until now and classes are over T__T, haha.

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  8. My ideal mate is a guy who has good personality and a great sense of humour. It would be nice if he is smart and works hard. Like 9, I like nerdy guys too. I don't have a specific requirement for profession, I believe he would be successful if he works hard and we go through the hardships together.

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  9. A guy who is around 6 feet tall, physically fit, and preferably Asian or white.
    Someone who will have a stable relatively well paying job, with family orientated values. Must not smoke, and preferably doesn't drink on a regular basis. Cares for me deeply, brings flowers, and does random little things just to make me smile.

    Short version: tall, goes to the gym, must not smoke, ideally don't drink very often, will not cheat on me, stable job with good income. MUST NOT BE BALD

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  10. Ideally,
    Taller than me (that's easy, I'm short). At least somewhat fit, any ethnicity, smell good. I seem to have a thing for guys with dark hair though, regardless of race. I'd hope he would be interesting and interested in a lot of different things and be excited to try new things. Ideally he'd have at least an interest in science and be NOT religious. Job? Something they work hard in and enjoy.

    Must be logical. Thank you, Waterloo, for stereotypically grouping people--oh hi Mathies.

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    1. If you're acute girl, I'll be happy to show you my natural log.

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    2. 13a, awful as it is, how did you know how much I love puns?

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  11. Now this is hard, the first thing I could think of they have to be funny. They have to be able to make me laugh.

    Other than that: good looking from my perspective, older than me, taller than me but doesnt have to be 6 feet, smart, is human, is passionate about a hobby and has interests, not overly religious, open minded, we have similar interests, is not misogynistic, only mildly racist, likes things neat and tidy but not OCD (I am messy and sometimes needs reminders to clean up), enjoys children's card games, outdoor sports, likes references, does not murder people and eat them, and the list could go on

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  12. Ideal Mate? As long as they coincide with my Four F-ing Rules:
    1. Funny
    2. Faithful
    3. Functional
    4. and Fuckable

    That's all.

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  13. Someone who's kind. First and foremost, he has to be kind to those around him, from friends to waiters/waitresses. Smart (would be nice if he was in a professional program like me), and willing to work hard at his job. Somewhat nerdy is a plus. Supportive of me working as well, and possibly having a higher income than him. Has to be able to make me laugh, and appreciate my more dry, sarcastic sense of humour. I don't want him to be the class clown, or the guys who always needs to be the center of attention. Someone who's trustworthy, is able to communicate his feelings, and who is there for me emotionally. And of course, he has to like kids.

    Looks-wise it's pretty open, any ethnicity, at least a couple inches taller than me (I'm 5'3" so it's pretty easy), decently fit (abs would be awesome). Also, wear just a bit of cologne, so I can smell it if I lean in a bit...mhmm, perfect.

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  14. My ideal mate?

    (Fellow) grad student in physics, math, CS, or engineering who is in love with his work, is a loyal friend, a little soft-spoken and gentle, gets really excited about certain projects or interests, is close to his family, is an excellent conversationalist, chases ambitious dreams, and treats everyone with respect. Bonus points for sense of humour, entrepreneurial spirit, sense of adventure, taste in music, bit of nerdiness, interest in kissing.

    I know, I know... I am asking for everything in the whole world.

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