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Updated on Saturday, March 8

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QUESTION: Guys, would you be angry if you were hooking up with a random girl and you found out she was a virgin and she didn't tell you? (i.e she gets blood all over your sheets or something of the sort)

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  1. I wouldn't be angry, but I would prefer she tell me first. More for her comfort than mine.

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  2. I wouldn't care. It may be a little gross with the blood and all if that happens but I'd get over it

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  3. I wouldn't care if she was a virgin, but yes I would like her to tell me first so we can, uh, prepare.

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  4. You might not even bleed.
    I never bled when I lost my virginity.

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  5. Bleeding and losing your virginity do not go hand in hand.

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  6. I wouldn't be angry per say, but I would like it if she told me she was a virgin so it would give me a peace of mind and an idea of her experience.

    It is just blood at the end of the day. You can always change and replace bedsheets.

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  7. I'd only get angry if she later blamed me for not making her first time "special" or being too rough on her first time. Use your words.

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  8. I sleep on 1200 thread count Egyptian Cotton sheets...I would throw her out of my fucking house so fast she wouldn't know what hit her

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    1. not sure if sarcasm or real douche bag..

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    2. @9a how is that douchebaggy? if i were on 1200 thread count id toss that bitch too lol u fuckin feminist

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    3. you brag about having nice-ish sheets but complain about having to replace them? fucking poverty.

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    4. agreed with 9c. if you can afford those sheets you can afford to replace them. which is why it would be a major douchebag move in my books.

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    5. lol that shit isnt cheap and it comes out of my coop money

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  9. I'm not bragging, I am simply stating a fact. I sleep on nice sheets. Why the fuck would I replace the sheets? I'm not Floyd fucking Mayweather - I am not willing to replace my hard earned sheets every time some late-blooming bitch decides to spray her unfertilized eggs everywhere

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    1. meant to reply to the haters above. My bad

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    2. you get douchier by the second. and i seriously did not think that was possible.
      congratulations.

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    3. Well since I do make your Mom's pussy cleaner after we're done, I guess I am a douche. Touche mate ;)

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    4. wow. hahaha im honestly impressed by how much of a jerk you are.
      no sarcasm at all, i promise. your responses made me laugh at least.

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    5. ...wow, you must be really popular with the ladies. I bet you're a "nice guy" though, right?

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    6. I hope you get a paper cut and bleed all over your sheets.
      And "decides to spray her unfertilized eggs everywhere"? I think that's called a period, not loosing virginity.

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  10. Pussy. 1500 thread count is where it's at. Go back to your shack hillbilly.

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    1. Actually a higher thread count is not indicative of good quality sheets. The actual cotton the sheet is made out of is much more important.
      Anything above 600 would be very uncomfortable to sleep on and would tear easily.

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  11. You obviously are a virgin since even if the girl bleeds the first time it won't be more than a little bit not "everywhere".... Grow up and stop being a dick. You really have no right to know anything about her past. It shouldn't even matter anyways

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    1. "You really have no right to know anything about her past. It shouldn't even matter anyways"

      And this is why we have rampant STI's in universities.

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    2. 12a: I'm pretty sure that's dependent on condoms not on that statement. Although, I do believe people should be fairly open about their sexual history as it pertains to their new partner.

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  12. That's called a period bro.

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  13. Don't make your first time be a random hookup. You'll regret it later.

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  14. Sex => FLUIDS

    Fuck you expecting? Shit will get on your sheets. Maybe literally. Bunch of virgins in here thinking their sheets are special. Don't have your good sheets out when you have a girl over then.

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    1. uve had actual shit getting on your sheets??
      i think you're doing something wrong buddy. thankfully that's never happened to me.

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    2. Fucked the shit out of her. Literally.

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  15. I wouldn't be angry, but I'd definitely think it was weird that her first time was with a stranger.

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  16. This is why:
    a) You shouldn't hook up with a random girl without knowing her history.
    b) Have sex at her place. Problem solved.

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  17. For most women, the hymen is completely dissolved by the time they reach the age to go to university; it dissolves over time. As a result, it's unlikely for them to bleed when they have sex for the first time.

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    1. says who?
      as much as i wish this was true it isn't. unfortunately most girls, if they haven't had sex, or haven't used tampons or masturbated with penetration or participated in specific types of athletic activities (horse back riding, ballet, gymanstics etc), will still have a hymen. fact.

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    2. Girls should all have one. It's supposed to stretch, not break. You are NOT supposed to bleed. If you do it's cause someone fucked up

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