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Updated on Tuesday, February 25

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QUESTION: Does anyone know where to get a fake watcard? I need it for grt.

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  1. A pass is $72/month. It sucks but that's life. If want to use a service, then pay for it. Or else get a bike or walk. You're an adult -- act like it.

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  2. Find a first year to sell their watcard to you. It costs $20 to replace so if you offer them $30-40 that's free bus rides until 2019.

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    1. Whoa, you're a diabolical genius.

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    2. The face won't match. I know a guy who has a card printer and will make them for you. He only accepts weird gymnastic poses as payment.

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    3. Nobody would do that, how could they trust you to not use the money on their watcard?

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    4. 2 here, when they get a replacement watcard, it disables their old one so you can't use their money. But all you need is the card to ride the bus.

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  3. TROOOOOOOLLLLLL
    IN THE DUNGEON

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    1. Thought you ought to know.
      *faints*

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  4. Since all these pussies won't tell you:

    Photoshop your face
    print
    put it in wallet with a window so you can just flash it

    Easy, I do it when I have a friend come over for a weekend or something.

    Doing it for yourself for an extended period of time is kind of a dick move though.

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  5. If you're of east asian descent, there's a bunch of lost watcards taped to the fridge at Bubbletease. You can just take one down telling them that it's yours and you lost it there

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  6. Come to the dark alley where my rape van is....I mean free candy van...damn...um...where my vehicle is.

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