OMG UPDATE: Question? Answer.

Updated on Monday, February 24

#5966

QUESTION: I feel very thankful to one friend of many years who have stayed by my side. He is always there for me when I'm down, and understands that I get depressed once in a while due to medical problems. With all the rants, anger, and fits I have thrown at him, he stays and never gets upset. I depend on him so much now, because he is the only person I can open myself up. I want to do something for him as an appreciation - and because I got emotional again and we had a fight . What gift should I get for him? Any idea?

15 comments

  1. Stop using him as an emotional punching bag = best gift

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  2. The gift of poosy.

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  3. Blow job or what 2 said. In all seriousness though; all guys enjoy a good bj so give him that. The gift that would keep him smiling.

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  4. Ignore all this above stuff, females and males can be friends and not need that be tied into the equation. I think what would be thoughtful is try and remember all the things he has said he's never done/had (never eaten popcorn, never went ice-skating, never read ___ book that's really great) and put together a little basket of stuff for him to try out and go do something fun. Or, on the flipside, do stuff you know he loves doing/eating and stuff.

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  5. are you a guy or girl

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  6. Tell him exactly what you posted to his face! This is the most sincere thing you could do.

    If you want to do something, go out for an activity, spend some time doing something with him. Like skating in Uptown, you can rent skates by the sporting store accross the road from the Fox.

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  7. Wait, why did everyone assume OP was a girl?
    Even something as simple as taking him out for dinner would be nice.

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    1. Are you fucking serious? Of course OP is a girl.

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  8. What the flying fuck is wrong with you people? The only thing that women can give men is sex, even if platonic relationship? Seriously?

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  9. Basically no guy can be friends with a girl genuinely. I tell you this with the utmost sincerity b/c I'm a guy and I know how my fellow bros think.

    We will only NOT want sex with you and still be friends with you b/c:

    1. you're too ugly (but you're still a nice person to hang out with)
    2. we hope that it'll eventual lead to sex

    That said, best thing you can do...suck his dick. Otherwise just dump him as a friend, literally disappear from his life, it'll save him so much torment. This is only assuming he's 2.

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    1. ah yes, one male is a scribe for the entire population. a voice of the people.

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    2. I'm generalizing, but this is more often the case than not. Didn't mean to offend your relationships that could actually be genuine.

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    3. There are a few other situations for this list:

      3. They've already had sex and gotten over it
      4. They are each in a happy and fulfilling relationship with someone else
      5. It is a long-distance/pen-pal/internet kind of friendship
      6. They are not sexually attracted to each other for reasons other than attractiveness (orientation, race, etc)

      That's all I can think of right now.

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