OMG UPDATE: Question? Answer.
Updated on Monday, February 24
QUESTION: I feel very thankful to one friend of many years who have stayed by my
side. He is always there for me when I'm down, and understands that I
get depressed once in a while due to medical problems. With all the
rants, anger, and fits I have thrown at him, he stays and never gets
upset. I depend on him so much now, because he is the only person I can
open myself up. I want to do something for him as an appreciation -
and because I got emotional again and we had a fight . What gift
should I get for him? Any idea?
Stop using him as an emotional punching bag = best gift
ReplyDeleteThe gift of poosy.
ReplyDeleteBlow job or what 2 said. In all seriousness though; all guys enjoy a good bj so give him that. The gift that would keep him smiling.
ReplyDeleteIgnore all this above stuff, females and males can be friends and not need that be tied into the equation. I think what would be thoughtful is try and remember all the things he has said he's never done/had (never eaten popcorn, never went ice-skating, never read ___ book that's really great) and put together a little basket of stuff for him to try out and go do something fun. Or, on the flipside, do stuff you know he loves doing/eating and stuff.
ReplyDeleteare you a guy or girl
ReplyDeleteTell him exactly what you posted to his face! This is the most sincere thing you could do.
ReplyDeleteIf you want to do something, go out for an activity, spend some time doing something with him. Like skating in Uptown, you can rent skates by the sporting store accross the road from the Fox.
A girlfriend.
ReplyDeleteWait, why did everyone assume OP was a girl?
ReplyDeleteEven something as simple as taking him out for dinner would be nice.
Are you fucking serious? Of course OP is a girl.
DeleteWhat the flying fuck is wrong with you people? The only thing that women can give men is sex, even if platonic relationship? Seriously?
ReplyDeleteBasically no guy can be friends with a girl genuinely. I tell you this with the utmost sincerity b/c I'm a guy and I know how my fellow bros think.
ReplyDeleteWe will only NOT want sex with you and still be friends with you b/c:
1. you're too ugly (but you're still a nice person to hang out with)
2. we hope that it'll eventual lead to sex
That said, best thing you can do...suck his dick. Otherwise just dump him as a friend, literally disappear from his life, it'll save him so much torment. This is only assuming he's 2.
ah yes, one male is a scribe for the entire population. a voice of the people.
DeleteI'm generalizing, but this is more often the case than not. Didn't mean to offend your relationships that could actually be genuine.
DeleteThere are a few other situations for this list:
Delete3. They've already had sex and gotten over it
4. They are each in a happy and fulfilling relationship with someone else
5. It is a long-distance/pen-pal/internet kind of friendship
6. They are not sexually attracted to each other for reasons other than attractiveness (orientation, race, etc)
That's all I can think of right now.
FRIEND ZONED
ReplyDelete