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Updated on Monday, January 20

#5769

QUESTION: When you fart in bed, are you the type of person to keep it trapped under the comforter or do you air it out?

6 comments

  1. Airing it out upwards at head-level is a bad idea and not appreciated by others. Leave it and it will dissipate slowly through the sheets/blankets, rather than a concentrated dose venting right up people's noses.

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  2. I air it out at the feet.

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  3. I suffocate my boyfriend with it

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  4. I usually leave it under the covers. Let it build up a little bit before opening the covers for that eye-watering bombardment of fart aroma.

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