Asked a girl to "marry me" and fake proposed/got on one knee on the (packed) dancefloor; handed her my phone for her to put her number into instead of a ring (obviously).
A guy put his stuff on the chair beside me in SLC and asked me to watch it while he went to Tim Hortons. When he came back he handed me packs of sugar and said "I got you some sugar because you're too sweet." It didn't even make sense haha.
Not really a pickup line but a guy once told me he was going to punch me in the face if I couldn't guess what faculty he was in and then proceeded to ask me out. Didn't work
I used this in a text to a friends exgf: lets fuck, my place
It worked, just not that great of a pickup line, she wasn't even in my phone as her name, it was "(insert friends name here)'s gf", or something like that.
Some guy in the SLC pointed at me and said "You're cute", as he walked away. I was so taken aback, I didn't know how to respond. Same guy, different day started humming ".... brown sugar" as I walked by. Not sure if pick up line, or really into brown girls or really into singing :/
A guy came to tell me he liked how I show my teeth when I smile. He then proceeded to tell me this long detailed story about how he dated this girl that didn't show her teeth when she smiled, so she went to get plastic surgery. Then he said "anyways, that was too vain for me so I broke up with her. Can I have your number?"
I guess it depends on how you say it, but I don't really understand. I don't think I'd care if someone tried to guess my background. "So.. are you Irish?" "Yup." "Cool."
Yeah- people try to guess my ethnicity too and it's not creepy at all. I get Indian, Spanish, Polish (usually if they know my name and are Polish themselves), Italian (not often), Asian, Ethiopian, or just white.
I have used "Please sleep with me. Please. Pretty please. I'm so lonely. I haven't slept with anyone in a very long time, and you are so good looking. Please do me the favor of having sex with me." It worked.
"Are you a beaver?"
ReplyDelete"cuz daaaaaaaaaaayaaaaam"
Asked a girl to "marry me" and fake proposed/got on one knee on the (packed) dancefloor; handed her my phone for her to put her number into instead of a ring (obviously).
ReplyDeleteIt definitely "worked".
What do you mean by "worked"?
DeleteA guy put his stuff on the chair beside me in SLC and asked me to watch it while he went to Tim Hortons. When he came back he handed me packs of sugar and said "I got you some sugar because you're too sweet." It didn't even make sense haha.
ReplyDeleteI was at a bar for my friends birthday and walked by a guy who said "You've got potential" ...........
ReplyDelete+1 LOL
DeleteNot really a pickup line but a guy once told me he was going to punch me in the face if I couldn't guess what faculty he was in and then proceeded to ask me out. Didn't work
ReplyDeleteThat made me laugh
DeleteAn engineer, eh?
ReplyDeleteI used this in a text to a friends exgf: lets fuck, my place
ReplyDeleteIt worked, just not that great of a pickup line, she wasn't even in my phone as her name, it was "(insert friends name here)'s gf", or something like that.
"damn girl, you lookin for a baby daddy?"
ReplyDeletewhere's your stroller? would you like to have one in 9 months?
DeleteI think this happened at Caesar's
ReplyDeleteSome guy was all like "hey there beautiful, what's your sign?
since it was soooo old and such a line, my reply was
"Pi/2 baby, cuz I'm the ONE!"
I don't think he got it lol I walked away smiling
FAKE. I'm guessing you're a guy also?
DeleteActually legit. Not an original response tho :p
DeleteIt's not funny though. Like, at all. It just seems like you're trying to show that you're better than him.
DeleteSome guy in the SLC pointed at me and said "You're cute", as he walked away. I was so taken aback, I didn't know how to respond.
ReplyDeleteSame guy, different day started humming ".... brown sugar" as I walked by.
Not sure if pick up line, or really into brown girls or really into singing :/
"You ever fucked a 15 year old? I play one on tv!" - Guy in Vancouver who is/was on a Family Channel tv show.
ReplyDeletehahahaha who was it? Derek? I love the family channel
DeleteA guy came to tell me he liked how I show my teeth when I smile. He then proceeded to tell me this long detailed story about how he dated this girl that didn't show her teeth when she smiled, so she went to get plastic surgery. Then he said "anyways, that was too vain for me so I broke up with her. Can I have your number?"
ReplyDeleteI get guys who try to guess my ethnicity (I'm Asian). How do they not realize how creepy/offensive that is?
ReplyDeleteI guess it depends on how you say it, but I don't really understand. I don't think I'd care if someone tried to guess my background. "So.. are you Irish?" "Yup." "Cool."
DeleteYeah- people try to guess my ethnicity too and it's not creepy at all. I get Indian, Spanish, Polish (usually if they know my name and are Polish themselves), Italian (not often), Asian, Ethiopian, or just white.
DeleteWhy would it be creepy for someone to try and guess your ethnicity...?
DeleteIn high school I got asked out in an e-mail that ended with "ps. your name must be Gillette, cause you're the best a man can get"
ReplyDeleteWell, is your name gillette?
DeleteYes.
DeleteHim: "We should hang out at my cottage. I would seduce you."
ReplyDeleteA couple MSN conversations later,
"We should go see Star Trek together!"
Didn't work.
Women still respond to pick up lines?
ReplyDeleteI have used "Please sleep with me. Please. Pretty please. I'm so lonely. I haven't slept with anyone in a very long time, and you are so good looking. Please do me the favor of having sex with me."
ReplyDeleteIt worked.
lies.
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