OMG UPDATE: Question? Answer.

Updated on Tuesday, December 10

#5535

QUESTION: Be honest: How many kills do you have? State age and gender.

99 comments

  1. Over 2 million. I'm the top gamer in my league.

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  2. 2, 21 years, male.

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  3. murder is wrong. you should be ashamed

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  4. This is the internet police OP. You are in serious trouble, young man. 2 and 4 you have a lot of explaining to do. Your Ip addresses have been tracked and a national security officer will be following up shortly.

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    1. hah NSA has no power here!

      wait... OH SHI~

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  5. ^ Wow. I was going to say once, in Reno, just to watch him die (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX009sWzRQg), but I wouldn't want the internet police to keep me from finishing my exams. lol

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  6. 10; 22 years old, male.

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  7. 1, 21 years old, female. LTR and happy.

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  8. 11, 21, female.

    DAE TWO HAND RULE?

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    1. omg whore alert guyz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    2. You show me a chick exceeding the TWO hand rule, and I'll show you a chick that's willing to take TWO dicks in the ass (at the same time).

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    3. ^How would you know 10b? It's not like you're fucking them...

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  9. 12, 20, F - half of these were during frosh :$

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  10. Aw, too bad the murder joke has already been worn thin here.
    9, 23M

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    1. 8 here.
      Phew, thank god I've slept with more women than RL. I think that would've been the definitive nadir of my life.

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    2. Um...8 is less than 9...
      I'm truly sorry.

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    3. He doesn't HAVE 8, he IS 8.

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    4. Youre a joke RL. Aren't you in math faculty? Youre such a liar. You havent seen a vagina in your life. I would love to fight you!

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    5. Agreed 14d! RL is actually talking about how many dicks he has sucked off. Ps. Can I watch you guys fight? I'd love to see RL's face get smashed :D

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    6. RL lurker here.
      Excellent. I have been waiting for something interesting like this. Not that I promote fighting, but when you're the only one with a name on an anonymous website it's like petting the cat the wrong way.

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    7. BOOOOO RL! join a different forum NO ONE LIKES YOU

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    8. ^ i liek RL :3

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    9. 14h +1, you guys need to lay off. Unless he has some fetish being constantly insulted can't be good for him mentally.

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    10. -1 14h and 14i. The guy is annoying. Not many people like him. It's a fact.

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    11. wow! a lot of people are like me. i dont like rl either lol. just never really wanted to say it. he is annoying id prefer if he never came on here again lol

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    12. @c: Touche. I should have considered that option. You have to agree that it's an ambiguous statement!

      @d: Sure, name the place, I'll choose weapons.

      @f: What can I say...I live life on the edge. Adrenaline junkie, that's me!

      @h: =)

      @i: No fetish but no negative effect either. Let the kids vent.

      @k: You can feel free to say it whenever you want. I promise I won't cry.

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    13. Common guys, lay off. Obviously this is all RL has in his life.

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    14. ^ ahahah. No kidding. hes probably crying right now. lolol

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    15. As a man RL is flesh and blood, he can be ignored, he can be destroyed. But as a symbol, he is incorruptible, he is everlasting... RL is the hero OMGUW deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

      So we make fun of him, because he can take it;
      because he's not a hero,
      he's a slient guardian,
      a watchful protector,
      A White Knight.

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    16. @n: You got me.

      @o: Word.

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  11. 4, 21, female.

    First 3 were one night stands, #4 is long-term relationship (still-going).

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  12. 0, 19M murder is bad, desensitization is bad

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  13. I'd never call a guy I've fucked a "kill"...

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    1. I'd call it a massacre

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    2. @a +1000000 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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    1. Also, OP you should make a graph and stuff

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  15. Ive been in 5 girls pinks, and 2 girls stinks. 23 m

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  16. According to my DOTA profile, a couple hundred?

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  17. 1, 20, F in an LTR.

    OP should make a graph, I am genuinely curious. If you don't, I will!

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    1. OP here. No time to make a graph but you make one and post it! I'm curious too :))

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  18. Over 300 confirmed kills.

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  19. Female kills in my opinion shouldn't count. Because attractive girls decline sex. Its more "how many males did you permit inside you." Its more impressive for males

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    1. If that was really the logic then no girls would want to have sex ever so you pipe down.

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    1. I've heard of multiple specials going on for vaginal re-tightening during the holiday season

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    2. Kegels are free. Also, you don't know how vaginas work.

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  21. 34, 25, male - engineering. Stop whining STEM kids.

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    1. lol that is so disgusting.

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  22. 1.5, 21M

    How you ask? I will never tell.

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  23. Kill:Death ratio is what counts, morons.

    sitting around 2.1

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    1. honestly you keep track past like 10? I'm definitely over 30 but I'm not sure of the actual number

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    2. @ 44a, actually i just spent a good 10 mins trying to count them all. 33 is an approximation. The truth is I probably missed one or 2 people somewhere.

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    3. I'm pretty sure when counting kills as a girl, you have to use a special number system. It goes 0-10, slut, and then whore of Babylon.

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    4. the whore of babylon had a lot of fun. so i'm ok with that.

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    5. Describe yourself physically. This is unusually high.

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  25. According to the Kinsey institute, men age 30-44 have had 6-8 partners on average, while women of the same age report 4 on average, so I guess that makes the people report 20+ in their early 20's sluts. Congratulations. May your genitals burn with the fire of a thousand suns.

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  26. 46, F21
    I should just superglue my vagina

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