Go to bar with friends. Enjoy yourself. If you're not having fun, and are just there to try and get laid, girls can usually tell. If you see a girl you'd like to get to know, offer to buy her a drink/shot. If it goes well get her number. If you guys don't go home together that night you can try for later. lol
You forgot all the fear and self-loathing, and listening to old Coldplay and Dashboard Confessional by yourself after being rejected. Don't forget to tell him that part.
Jesus I can tell you're socially awkward as fuck just from your structure.
ReplyDeleteTwo or more people have sex/make out/ what ever is agreed upon.
I can tell you're really badass by the way you swear.
DeleteI can tell she liked me by the way she stared.
DeleteAnd by the way she said..
You missed a spot over the-e-e-e-ere
(spot over there)
I can tell 1a is a condescending cunt who no one really likes but sometimes pretend to like just to be nice
Delete1b, are you a dude? I wanna be your best buddy
Deleteare you a chick? I wanna marry you
Fountains of Wayne fan
1.b's mom, has got it going on
DeleteOH MY GOD 1b LOL
DeleteA man sticks his penis in a vagina.
ReplyDeleteSigh a noob missing out on the fun
DeleteGo to bar with friends. Enjoy yourself. If you're not having fun, and are just there to try and get laid, girls can usually tell. If you see a girl you'd like to get to know, offer to buy her a drink/shot. If it goes well get her number. If you guys don't go home together that night you can try for later. lol
ReplyDeleteYou forgot all the fear and self-loathing, and listening to old Coldplay and Dashboard Confessional by yourself after being rejected. Don't forget to tell him that part.
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ReplyDeleteYou meet some one and then you both agree to put the thing in the other thing.
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