OMG UPDATE: Question? Answer.

Updated on Thursday, December 5

#5494

QUESTION: Can someone explain to me how hooking up works? lol

13 comments

  1. Jesus I can tell you're socially awkward as fuck just from your structure.

    Two or more people have sex/make out/ what ever is agreed upon.

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    1. I can tell you're really badass by the way you swear.

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    2. I can tell she liked me by the way she stared.

      And by the way she said..

      You missed a spot over the-e-e-e-ere
      (spot over there)

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    3. I can tell 1a is a condescending cunt who no one really likes but sometimes pretend to like just to be nice

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    4. 1b, are you a dude? I wanna be your best buddy
      are you a chick? I wanna marry you
      Fountains of Wayne fan

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    5. 1.b's mom, has got it going on

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    6. OH MY GOD 1b LOL

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  2. A man sticks his penis in a vagina.

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    1. Sigh a noob missing out on the fun

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  3. Go to bar with friends. Enjoy yourself. If you're not having fun, and are just there to try and get laid, girls can usually tell. If you see a girl you'd like to get to know, offer to buy her a drink/shot. If it goes well get her number. If you guys don't go home together that night you can try for later. lol

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    1. You forgot all the fear and self-loathing, and listening to old Coldplay and Dashboard Confessional by yourself after being rejected. Don't forget to tell him that part.

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  4. You meet some one and then you both agree to put the thing in the other thing.

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