OMG UPDATE: Question? Answer.

Updated on Thursday, December 5

#5488

QUESTION: What do you do when your hand cramps when you masturbate?

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  1. use your other one. phew, solved. post closed.

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    1. I can't really do it with my other hand. Just wait it out.

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  2. Hurry up and finish?

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  3. Call an ambulance

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  4. there's a couple massage places around that offer a happy ending. That's where I go if I just can't squeeze one out myself. Benefits cover it too...

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  5. You say it like this happens to everyone. Right, guys?
    ...am I the only one who doesn't masturbate enough to get cramps?

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    1. Yeah RL, you likely wouldn't cramp from using your vibrating dildo. We're talking about beatin the meat old school

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  6. find a glory hole on campus :)

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